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It's that time of year again!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Pink Candy, Mar 7, 2010.

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Favorite Girl Scout Cookie

  1. Caramel deLites / Samoas

    39 vote(s)
    21.3%
  2. Peanut Butter Patties / Tagalongs

    37 vote(s)
    20.2%
  3. Do-Si-Dos

    4 vote(s)
    2.2%
  4. Thank U Berry Munch

    2 vote(s)
    1.1%
  5. Lemonades

    2 vote(s)
    1.1%
  6. Ducle de Leche

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. Lemon Chalet Cremes

    2 vote(s)
    1.1%
  8. Thanks-A-Lot

    1 vote(s)
    0.5%
  9. Shortbread / Trefoils

    9 vote(s)
    4.9%
  10. Daisy Go Rounds

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  11. Thin Mints

    77 vote(s)
    42.1%
  12. Why do these cookies have fucked up names? I'm just here to fuck Chater

    10 vote(s)
    5.5%
  1. Pink Candy

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    They are out in full force...with sweet, sinister smiles. They sweetly ask if you would like some of their bounty. It is damn near impossible to say no.

    I speak of...the Girl Scouts and their satanic cookies.

    Five boxes later...our house is empty of Thin Mints and I am going through withdrawal. Thank the lord this only takes place two weeks out of the year.

    I am a Thin Mint kind of gal. They're my favorite, always will be.

    What's your favorite Girl Scout cookie?
     
  2. Viking33

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    Thin mints or Thanks a Lots (formerly All-Abouts?) with a cup of coffee every morning during girl scout cookie season. Now if I just had $4 for a box...
     
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    No Samoas option? That would be my vote.

    *edit* What is this Caramel deLites bullshit? Did the name offend the Samoans or something? That's ridiculous!
     
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    Tagalongs = Peanut Butter Patties...
     
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    Apparently they are all now called something else. Tagalongs are now Peanut Butter Patties. Why they changed all the names (and the shape of my beloved Samoas) I'll never know.
     
  6. shegirl

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    Thin mints win. Why is this even a question?

    I would like to try those Lemonades though. I bet they're good. Anyone?

    Everyday these little pushers and their mothers are in front of the grocery store, taunting me with their delicious cookies and cutesy "Would you like to buy some Girl Scout Cookies Ma'am?" MA'AM! No. No Ma'am.
     
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    Delicious. They're the best.
     
  8. WickedBitch

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    My husband dips Trefoils in his morning (black) coffee. He insists that you try it.



    On a lighter note:

    When does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout?

    When he eats his first Brownie.
     
  9. shegirl

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    My work here is done. And listen man, they are fat free. Like Peppermint Patties? OK maybe not. Dammit.

    Lets have a looksie at the nutritional info on them:
    Cookie Serving Size Fat (g) Saturated Fat (g) Calories Sugar (g) Carbs (g) Fiber (g)
    All Abouts: 3 cookies 7 4 150 9 21 less than 1
    Caramel deLites: 2 cookies 7 6 140 13 1 1
    Cinna-Spins: 15 cookies 2 1 100 8 19 less than 1
    Do-Si-Dos: 2 cookies 5 1.5 110 8 15 less than 1
    Lemon Chalet Cremes: 2 cookies 6 2 160 12 24 0
    Lemonades: 2 cookies 7 4 150 9 22 0
    Peanut Butter Patties : 2 cookies 8 5 150 10 17 less than 1
    Peanut Butter Sand.: 3 cookies 6 2.5 160 8 26 less than 1
    Samoas: 2 cookies 8 5 150 11 19 less than 1
    Shortbread: 4 cookies 4.5 2 120 4 19 less than 1
    Sugar Free C. Chips: 3 cookies 9 3 160 0 22 2
    Tagalongs: 2 cookies 10 4 150 8 14 1
    Thanks-A-Lot: 2 cookies 6 3.5 150 9 22 less than 1
    Thin Mints(ABC Bakers):4 cookies 8 6 160 11 22 less than 1
    Thin Mints(Little B. Bakers): 4 cookies 7 4.5 150 10 20 1
    Trefoils: 5 cookies 7 2 150 6 20 less than 1

    Yes I know the lines are all wonky, deal with it and...you're welcome.
     
  10. effinshenanigans

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    Absolutely Thin Mints. I keep them in the freezer and they're fantastic. Crush them up into ice cream and they're awesome, too.
     
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    Oh hey post I made a couple of days ago! I didn't know you were in town again.
     
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    These fucking cookies.

    I'm a security guard at a lab, where I was led to believe adults work.
    This morning, I arrive at work, sit at my desk, and the phone immediately rings. 8 AM.
    "Good morning, this is XXXXXXXXXX, I need to report a theft."
    So I fire up an incident report spreadsheet. "Okay, what's been stolen?"
    "Two boxes of girl scout cookies. Thin mints, and Samoas."


    These fucking cookies.
     
  13. Tuesday

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    Seriously, all you thin mint loving bastards can fuck off. Mint has no place in my chocolate. Disgusting. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

    Tag-A-Longs are where it's at. Trefoils are a close second, due to their inherent dunkability.
     
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    Reposted from Rant/Rave for thread relevance:


    I think I ate the first box within 24 hours.
     
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    Your husband is spot on. Trefoils dipped in coffee for breakfast, and milk for a snack in the evening. My question is when is the price escalation and quantity reduction going to end. Im expcting in the next few years i'll pay $10 for a box to find one cookie in it.
     
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    When I was in my 20's I used to eat two boxes of Thin Mints at work during the day. I'd open my drawer and take 5 out of the package and tell myself I was going to quit for the rest of the day. I did that until both boxes were gone. Now that I'm older I prefer the Samoas.

    Since Wickedbitch started it...
    What's blue and gold and comes in brownies? Cub Scouts!
     
  17. Maltob14

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    On a side note we didn't have brownies, we had beavers. No joke.

     
  18. MoreCowbell

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    Serving sizes in the single digits?

    Hahaha

    Good joke, Girl Scouts. Good joke.
     
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    First question - Thin Mints, hands down. Everybody knows this as fact so this poll is meaningless.

    And now a little story about the addictive nature of Girl Scout cookies. We ordered 10 boxes this year to get my niece up to her goal of whatever the girlscout goal is. That is alot of cookies, so the plan was to take them into work and just let everybody go crazy (nurses love cookies). So, she dropped them off at 4:00 PM on Saturday PM. I went to work on Sunday and forgot to bring any cookies in to give them away. I return home around 8:00 PM. There are 4 boxes left. Meaning my husband ate 6 boxes of cookies in probably a 10 hour period. Worse than crack, I tell you. And they also seem to have some amnesiac properties too since he couldn't recall possibly eating that many. Worse than a alcohol induced blackout. Pure fucking evil, those damn girl scout pushers. Consider yourself warned.
     
  20. shegirl

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    So wrong. Your Canadian is showing again.