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It's Friday. It's Random. It's Drunk- 8/27/10

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Aug 27, 2010.

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  1. Trakiel

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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    Took a bunch of Tylanol-3 for my broken rib a while ago; it says don't take it with alcohol but I ignored that and got buzzed anyway. I'm not going to die, am I?
     
  2. ZJB

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    You'll be fine. Wash them down with a shot of tequila. At least that's what I tried one night after I got my wisdom teeth pulled. Details are a little hazy though.

    I'm drinking Captain Morgan and coke tonight, my go to drink. I have to warm up for next weekend when I go back home and see all of my friends. I'm going to a big day long concert and I want to be somewhat coherent when the headliners come out.

    Oh, and to add to the theme.
     

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    It's been a while since I posted and I'm drunk, so fuck my post making sense.

    Hell yeah, Coors Light! I'm on beer #12 and working towards #13.

    And fuck yeah for the UFC fight (if anyone saw it)! Good night of violence, beer and tasty fucking wings.
     
  4. jennitalia

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    Gay bff has never seen POchaontonas!!!!!! Insitested te watch it.Fuck I loves this moveis and ruam.
     
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    I just plain and simple love drugs
     
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    Hahahaha... Awesome. I just got home. 8.43 am - Am having a conversation with my parents but my eyes consist of very little pupil and practically no iris. Teehee fucking hee.


    Why is it that every time I go visit my parents one of my freinds takes me on an epic bender? THis day will be fun for another 3 or 4 hours and then I will pay ze bill for services rendered. ah what the hell.

    This is what happens when you google "beer pussy" [​IMG]
     
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    Was talking to a friend about the thread, and beer girls. She was a beer girl for a few years, and offered to buy me a beer, but I wasn't really expecting this.

    She was a little drunk, so had issues spelling my name, and ran out of space.

    But it's the thought that counts... no?
     

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  8. jennitalia

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    Thers is a cat outside just going >mew mew mew <?" PETA cab sycjjhk my dick cause I'd kindaaa like to shoot the motha fuckaaaaah in the face right meoww.
     
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    Grrrrrrreaaaaaat Night.

    Went to a friend's place to watch the fights, where we grilled some ribeye, 4 pounds of leg of lamb, some lumpia's, some tako, and I don't know what else. Awesome fest of beer and food and fighting.

    Then afterwards retired to a colleague's house where we drank an awesome single malt and discussed various aspects of literature and all that junk.

    Now home before 11 with a nice scotch buzz, about to smoke a little weeeed and go to bed.

    But excuse me for being vain, how are you?
     
  10. p00g0blin

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    Ohhhhhhhhhh fucccccccck.

    no teven watching waht im typingl

    gone.

    love fat bigches
     
  11. Sam N

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    Yo, what's up with all these "Buck Double" commercials I'm seeing for Burger King? Fuck that sounds like the best thing ever. But NO, we don't have that sort of thing here. Nonosonaonono. Fuck you Hawaiian Burger King, and fuck you tv stations that broadcast mainland good deal commercials here. Fuck I'm hungry.
     
  12. Dennis

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    Good night, a lot of girls who wanted to get to know me. Had a couple that I was confident I could take home (their house). Just looked one up on facebook since we had a mutual friend - jesus fuck I must have been staring at those tits too much because her smile is something like Aliens + that meme dude smiling very hard.
     
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    I don't know how you survive on that Hell-hole tropical island paradise. Go put on your white tux and jump in a volcano.

    ...Tiny bubblesssss.....
     
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    Motha fucka!!! Let's go to Ollie with the weather; Ollie? IT'S RAININ!!!!
     
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    Had a wine and cheese night last night.

    Shit cheese and cheap wine (well, not ghetto-swill but it was 17$ a bottle) but it was thoroughly entertaining because we watched The Emperor's New Groove. David Spade and Patrick Warburton make that movie.

    Nettdata: Would you mind using NSFW tags please?
     
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    holycrap.
     
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    There is so much awesome right here, it can't be described with words...you are amazing jenn
     
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    That right there is why I think CR is the funniest poster here. 'Dry-hump chairs in her videos like she stole them' Jesus Christ that's specific.

    [It's from a conversation we were having about someone I know, who he happened to masturbate to I guess]

    Edit: Listening to shitty pop-music at work. I was playing an Opera/Classical music station but the woman employees complained that they want 'good music'. I'm not a music snob in the least but at least you can tune out Classical music, shitty-loud pop (Think: Usher, auto-tuned Drake, Rihanna, I-need-a-white-singer-because-I-don't-wanna-seem-racist-so-erm...- Eminem) is penetrating man.

    "If you want me guuuurl I'll be your man, and if you want me guuuurl I'm be here forever"

    edit: I just got popcorn from them. All is well. Wine hangovers suck still, though.
     
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    The freshmen crop is depressingly mediocre, from what I've seen.
     
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    Dude, whenever you're pumped for the new freshman, they always turn out mediocre.
     
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