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It's Friday. It's Random. It's Drunk- 8/27/10

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Aug 27, 2010.

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  1. scotchcrotch

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    Couple of loons holding a rally on the anniversary of MLK's "I Have A Dream" speech in the same spot.

    Trying to tie his speech to their cuase is iquite a stretch, but this is coming from a former governor who quit so she could make public appearnaces and run again for office in a few years.

    Fuck my head hurts, I need a beer.
     
  2. DrFrylock

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    If you're on right now...jesus christ.

    EDIT: AAAANd...you missed it. I took some screenshots though.

    Hey look, it's two Belgians doing it...live on Webcam!


    Except it's two Belgian GRANDPARENTS doing it. Eww. She is extremely limber for her age though.


    He lasted about 60 seconds once they got to the humping. Here is Grandma wiping the jizz off of herself with a washcloth, which she lovingly replaces on the couch later as they go leave, probably to shower. Or do a murder-suicide thing, who knows?
     

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  3. Primer

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    1) Take shoes.
    2) Attach wheels to the bottom of them.
    3) ???
    4) Profit.
     
  4. taste_my_rainbow

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    You watched that?!?



    Ugh. I just cut and on again/off again FWB out of my life. I'd like to hit him with a baseball bat, I'd feel much better. Maybe then he would know not to play games with me.
     
  5. Sam N

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    Sorta feel like Death took a shit on my chest.

    Saw some [bad] live music last night. Drank a bunch. This morning has been terrible for me, but I just found some weed that I'm guessing is my roommate's, things are looking up.

    Here's to getting stoned and eating leftover kalua pig to cure a hangover.
     
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    Going to a buddy's sisters stag and doe tonight. The other two couples we are going with got into a fight with each other today. I'm going to sit back, get drunk, and hopefully enjoy some fireworks! Woo hooo!

    I have $80, and the last two stags I have gone to have been very profitable for me! Here's to hoping that continues. For the occasion, I have been rocking Bud Light since 3:42pm, my girlfriends parents made us a nice steak dinner which we enjoyed some more beer and wine, and now we are having a nice glass of Balvenie before we head out.

    Here is my contribution:
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  7. PewPewPow

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    nvm: Google is my friend.
     
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    No, I want to hear more about a stag and doe party. A fundraiser without strippers? What goes on, how to they raise money and what do you do there? This seems so weird to me, a fund raiser?
     
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    A party to raise money. Music, shitty buffet and booze considerably cheaper than a bar. a.k.a Buck & Doe, Jack & Jill, Stag & Stagette

    It's an excuse to throw a drunk bash and make money to pay for your wedding. Invite both families (everybody) and invite your friends and your friends' friends. Make a Facebook thingy. You charge $7 a head at the door, you have draws for "50-50" and a Prize Table (some better ones I've gone to gave away X-Boxes and Flat Screens, others large bottles of booze) and then a couple of stupid games like "Shoot the Hockey Targets" or "Who Can Land A Huge Nail In A Huge Log The Fastest" and other safe games to do when shitfaced. As well as gambling: usually Crown & Anchor and Blackjack. Some halls you can run your own bar with a temp liquor license, and then you profit of all the booze you sell as well. Then, you hire me to DJ and complain that I "unfortunetly" forgot to bring Mambo #5 with me tonight. Fuck you and die.

    You can profit a good three to six thousand dollars with the right amount of people and the right set-up. That's your honeymoon for free at a good resort.
     
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    Some hair metal ballads from little known bands. Because fuck it, I'm in that kind of mood.

    Tuff


    KingOfTheHill


    Danger Danger
     
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    No flight tonight, so let the drinking begin.
     
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    Cut my nuts, shaving dem balls. Drinking and razors are a terrible idea.

    Speaking of drinking, it's time to go visit the bars! All the university kids are getting back into town and that means one thing, me preying on the young, nubile, youth of todays higher education.
     
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    Well, here's hoping you DON'T score. If you have open wounds on your balls, even a condom won't keep you safe from all that young, nubile VD. I like you too much for that to happen - pants on tonight, eh?
     
  14. Primer

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    What if I decide to have an underwear party? That's almost pants on, right?
     
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    Close enough. A layer of fabric is more than enough protection against STIs. Everyone knows that.
     
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    Close enough. A layer of fabric is more than enough protection against STIs. Everyone knows that.[/quote]

    Dry humping is still a viable option, I'm going to dry hump the fuck out something.
     
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    I'll be the first to admit that since I don't have balls I don't know what I'm talking about in this regard, but having a fresh cut on your testicles, then grinding them up against a layer of fabric that is pressed against someone...won't that burn?
     
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    When you have AIDS, you really dont worry about what STDs you are getting or giving.
     
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    Probably wears silky boxers to remedy that factor.

     
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    Just ate some chicken. It was so dry that I nearly choked on it.
     
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