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It's Friday. It's Random. It's Drunk- 8/27/10

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Aug 27, 2010.

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  1. Blue Dog

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    I just had to look up the difference between "It's" and "Its" to make sure I had it right. Me no grammer do gooder at it. And to think, I used to be smrt.

    Last week, I had a fantasy draft at my house, and someone left about a case of Miller Light in my fridge. Because a week has past, I believe the statute of limitations has expired, giving me free reign (rein? Fuck, I'mma have to look that one up too...) to drink the crap out of it. The only problem I see is that it is Miller Light. Gross.

    I might drink a bottle of wine first to numb my taste buds. That should make the kinda-sorta REAL happy when I meet up with her later... Ha!

    But anyways, that not withstanding- I just found out that Homer Simpson apparently exists in real life:
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    Yall have fun trying to sleep tonight!
     
  2. jakeblues

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    I kinda used to like you Dog. Now I don't.
     
  3. Elset

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    Unfortunately, this works on two levels now, thanks to your picture...
     
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  4. Decatur Dave

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    Done with work. Cleaning the house, mowing the lawn, Tequila on ice, cold PBR and Metallica cranked up to 11. It's gonna be a good night.

    PBR me ASAP

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    Still at work, 6:00 can't come soon enough. Tonight it's Beerfest at the local minor league field. Tomorrow it's our FF draft and some sloppyness afterwards. Maybe some poker, maybe a little UFC.
     
  6. shegirl

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    Nice PBR. Good idea for the theme this week. Chicks with beerz. As always consider the entire thread WDT NSFW.
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  7. yosup

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    anyone going to the STS9 show in ATL tonight and this weekend?
     
  8. Psk

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    Got back home to Stockholm a couple of hours ago from work, got Monday and Tuesday off next week, so its looking like it's going to be a good weekend.

    Keeping to the theme:

    Heineken may be a bland beer, but they sure do remind us of the most important things in life.

     
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  9. villagebicycle

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    Gonna keep it low key tonight, because tomorrow I am drinking two-fold. First, it's my dad's birthday, so I'll have a few with the ol' parents. Then, it's my girl's roommate's birthday. $25 for all you can drink, top shelf, plus appetizers for 3 hours, because her uncle has part ownership of the bar. For reference, the last open bar I attended was $30 for well drinks and domestic beer only. Grey goose and fancy hors d'oeuvres, here I come.

    And now, here's everyone's favorite alcoholic lesbian picture

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  10. Gravitas

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    So I need some TiB advice.

    I interviewed for a job on Wednesday and the guy told me he would call me the next day (Thursday) and let me know if I got the job or not. Here it is Friday afternoon and the guy still hasn't called. Should I email the guy (website doesn't list his phone #)or just run on the assumption that I didn't get it?


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  11. Decatur Dave

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    Personally, I'd wait till Monday, call the secretary and ask to be connected. If she can't, email. I'd wait till Monday though, this guy is probably on here too, chomping at the bit to get to the bar.
     
  12. rei

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    Suddenly I feel inclined to drink beer instead of bourbon.
     
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    Fixed.

    First weekend in the new town. Concerts in the park across the street from me, followed by much drinking/eating of garlic fries at the Crooked Kilt, across the street from the park. I moved to within stumbling distance of bars for a reason.
     
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    I think I figured out what Dr. Frylock's title should be: I bump new threads every 40 seconds
     
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    That's his specific job, like Benson did for Tucker on the former. Let me tell you thread bumping isn't as easy as one would think. If the suggestions suck you have to come up with one of your own, maybe 2 or even 3. It's a pain in the ass. I'm really glad he's onboard to deal with it and think he's doing a good job. For that good job he gets a slap and tickle from me. See? Now you're jealous, I KNOW IT!

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    So good I had to hide it.
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    The Idiot Ballad; to the tune of Dan Fogelberg's Leader of the Band:

    An only cad, alone and sad
    A rest'raunt-runner's son
    His dick was made for different work
    And his heart was found by none

    He left his home
    and went his lone
    and solitary way
    And he gave to us a board we know
    We never can repay

    A loud and boorish asshole
    Denied a simpler fate
    He tried to be a lawyer once
    But he couldn't change his ways
    He eschewed love for midget sex
    A thundering pimpin' hand
    Why his board was full of win
    I'll never understand

    Chorus:
    The leader of the board retired
    Took his stuff and went right home
    But his board lives on through Chater's work
    And the threads reveal our souls
    The mods, we make a poor attempt
    To bump the threads, oh Lord
    We're an orphaned, awesome legacy
    To the leader of the board.

    The other mods are different
    They have a different call
    One starts up the drunk threads
    One keeps posters on the ball
    And I'm a humble bumper
    'Cause I'm not out running train
    Picking out the threads to bump
    'Cause we need to entertain

    (Music break)

    I thank you for suggestions
    And your lives, all soaked with booze
    I thank you for the hotlinks
    To the Fark and Onion News
    I thank you for the tol'rance
    When the threads I pick just suck
    Sometimes they sail, sometimes they fail;
    I try to give a fuck.

    (Chorus)
     
  17. Rush-O-Matic

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    Well, that's odd. I thought you said you wouldn't post pictures of yourself in the Boobie thread.
     
  18. shegirl

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    I thought that was your sister. She looks like I imagine you do.
     
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    Grand Final today for the football (soccer) team. Massive potential for it to be the biggest drinking session we've had in a very long time, or for it to be a huge let down (obviously depends on the result). I've got work off until Wednesday just in case.

    It's been a great season, and I've got a great team with 15 close mates. Most of us have been in the same (mostly unsuccessful) team for the last 5-8 years, so to finally win a premiership together would be awesome. We've had a few benders throughout the season that should put us in good stead for the game today!
     
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    Our general rule was, and still is, that if alcohol of any kind was brought past the threshold it immediately became the property of the homeowner.

    Also, you bitching about Miller Lite is pretty ridiculous since your go-to beer is Coors Lite. Homo.
     
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