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ITS FRIDAY- FRIDAY! FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN! WDT 4/1/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Apr 1, 2011.

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  1. BL1Y

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    A PSA for all the ladies. This summer, you will be one of these women:
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    The time to decide which is now.

    And men, it doesn't matter if you let yourself go or get totally ripped, you only have a shot with the fatty either way.
     
    #81 BL1Y, Apr 1, 2011
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    The one on the left has a better body, BL1Y.
     
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    And kankles.
     
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    Hell, I would take either one any day of the week.
     
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  5. BL1Y

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    If you're black.
     
    #85 BL1Y, Apr 1, 2011
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    I guess. But calling either of them a "fatty" is utterly ridiculous. I think they both have pretty good bodies, to be honest, even if Audrina's eyes are upside down.
     
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    This pic shows it better. She's unhealthy skinny. It's not attractive.

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    #88 iczorro, Apr 1, 2011
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    Oh yeah, april fools day... derp
     
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    Nothing to see here.

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    Jussstt fucking kidding.
     
    #90 p00g0blin, Apr 1, 2011
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    So my buddy and his girlfriend posted on facebook that they were engaged, and most of her friends are completely falling for it, which surprises me. Do people just not realize what today is? Pretty funny though, they pulled it off pretty well.
     
    #91 Fernanthonies, Apr 1, 2011
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    Honestly? I rarely if ever look at a calendar. On any particular day (with the exception of New Years, Halloween, and Christmas), I would guess the correct date with 50% accuracy at best. Maybe worse. I even forget about my own birthday.
     
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    On top of that, is that really something you would expect someone to lie about? Granted my friends have done the same thing, but they're complete pricks.
     
    #93 Frank, Apr 1, 2011
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    It is your fault. We were all happy before they adopted you.
     
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    So today at work the production manager, T, pulls a cheap April Fool's joke on the quality manager, P, who happens to be retired Navy. In front of the whole office T says he likes P's shirt and asks if they make them for men too. P tells him payback is a bitch and never to mess with a sailor. Well to get even P puts hot sauce in T's dip (tobacco) after lunch.

    T takes a big dip after lunch and keeps telling everyone that the tartar sauce on his fish sandwich was bad and left a really awful taste in his mouth. He keeps taking more dips to try and get the taste out. This goes on for an hour before P clues him in and buys him another can of dip. It was pretty funny seeing the guy sweat and keep wiping his nose all the while putting more dip in his mouth.

    Anyone else see any good ones today?
     
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    one of my friends is doing that too, and it might be legit. She's sort of a moron, dreams of commitment, sleeps around until she finds it, and her profile pic is her with what looks like a legit ring.


    Here's some boobs to lighten the mood
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    Are you going to post underwear models from the Sears catalog next?
     
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    WHY DO YOU NOT LIKE ME

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    FUCK YEAH!!! April Fools by my squadron, no flights tomorrow...drinky time!!!

    Edit: My bad, boobs!!
     

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    Just made bangers and mash with sunny side eggs on top, realize it.
     
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