I am spending the weekend driving home from Colorado Springs to Central California. I am doing this as my 14 year old boys have decided they miss their animals and home so much they cannot even think about stopping to see Zion National Park. Good thing I love this drive.
Woooo! Long weekend! I am drinking my face off, and hopefully having sloppy drunken sex, followed by more drinking, and possibly relaxing with some herb. Oh and then more drunken sloppy sex. If I haven't had at least 5 orgasms by Tuesday morning, I will consider myself a failure, I got some time to make up for.
I'm going to spend the weekend mopping floors, cleaning baseboards and crown molding alternated with curling up in a corner in a fetal position and sucking cheap whiskey out of the bottle. Mrs. Noland needs to get home fast, I'm turning feral.
BBQ tonight which should be a blast. Family friend dinner party tomorrow which will likely be a drag (fuck dry social gatherings).
I had planned on doing school work all weekend since I had two major papers and 5 smaller writing assignments all due next week. Due dates for one of the major papers and three of the small assignments were extended to the following week, so I'll have some breathing room. I'll get what's due Monday finished, and a good jump on the other major paper, but at least I won't be sequestered for the whole weekend in my office with a caffeine drip. Probably go see that Cowboys and Aliens talkie with the kids. Mowing is in my immediate future, too. And sweat. Still in the 100s and no relief in sight.
I think we should have competing drunk threads. With your first post in the drunk thread you declare your allegiance to one or the other. Whichever thread is more fun wins.
I'm going to a "sort of" baby shower. My buddy's wife is pregnant but she doesn't have very many female friends so they're inviting everyone they know for a "party" that just happens to be baby-themed. I'm pretty sure it's all a ploy to get more presents. Inspired by the gift card thread, I'm getting them a gift card.
Going out for a tasty steak dinner tonight, followed by the meat sweats, followed by a big dump, followed by some sex I hope. I might have to keep the dump to myself depending on how badly I want the sex. It's hot as hell down here right now, but my wife wants to go to the beach this weekend. We'll see. I might still have the meat sweats. I've been out of town a lot this summer, and I'm going to be gone the last 3 weekends in August, so I'm hoping to do some relaxing. We just got introduced to Dexter 2 weeks ago, so I might pull off a 24 hour on-demand Dexter bender on Sunday. With some daytime, doggystyle sex. And some naps.
Tonight: Korean place with friends. Tomorrow: Grandparents' anniversary. There will be a lot more drinking at the latter.
Going to see Bill Burr, go to a friend's birthday thing, and then see where the rest of the weekend leads me.
Jack shit tonight besides pulling a movie off of the DVR or something. I'm then going into work tomorrow for a few hours to catch up on some shit that piled up when I was in Newfoundland. The wife and I are then taking a Distillery District tour followed by a drinking night and (presumably) a day of recovery on Sunday.
Another Friday off work. Thanks for cutting our hours again, pricks. Not a whole lot of money to spend, so might be staying put this weekend. Last week was a very sober one, I'm not sure if I want to repeat that.
Tonight: Getting drunk with my brother Tomorrow: Moving into our place in the hot Florida sun, yea Sunday: Same as Saturday. We (my brother and I) are moving into a 3rd floor apartment. The stairway is narrow. Moving the couches and mattresses is going to be a real bitch.
Tonight: Just hanging out with a good friend of mine which I won't see for a while Tomorrow: Take the train home for a internship in august, making a stop in Regensburg tomorrow to go out with some old friends of mine. Sunday: Going home and being hung over I guess
Heading out to the wonderful bar scene of this South West town tonight. Tomorrow going to the newly opened mountains (were closed due to fire danger for the past two months) to do some TRAD climbing. And Sunday I'll be heading to my parents for a birthday dinner BBQ thing. Also helping my sister learn how to change the oil in her car.
I'm taking a road trip to Turner Falls in Oklahoma and taking my son and brother for some family time.