A lot of work to dig her up; personally I'd just hire a hooker. Well, as long as you put her back when you're done.
You killed BlueDog!!?!?!? SHAME ON YOU. THIS ISN'T THE REAL WDT. I refuse to participate until he bumps his own.
This is not the drunk thread. The drunk thread has no FOCUS except for, well, being the drunk thread. This is the "what are you doing this weekend" thread, and you're all offtopic except HotWheelz, kinda, which is disturbing. I should ban you all.
Fair enough. Focus: This weekend I am staying up until past 4:42am to finish a take-home-and-submit-online conservation biology exam that is due at 11:30am. Anybody else care about edge effects? Invasive species? Environmental stochasticity? DIDN'T THINK SO!
I was trying to plan a bar crawl with Milly, but he's busy trying to work out a 'bulk buy' deal at Planned Parenthood for all his sluts.
It's a long weekend up here, suckas. So while you're all having your hangover threads on Monday, I'll be working on perfecting my mojito.
I'm going to a cousin's cottage tomorrow. Also, leaving from said cottage a day early so I can spend time with the girlfriend (also, avoid traffic), who I am actually seeing less of now than when we are long-distance. Ironically, it's her job that's keeping us apart this time. Yay long weekends.
After work today I am likely going to a gaming hall (like a mini casino) in NH. Tomorrow is paintball and a party for a friend's bachelor party. Sunday I have to digest a Trusts and Estates textbook for the class I start teaching on Monday in the new term plus I have a bunch of LARP writing to do. Not too bad a weekend.
So, I got introduced to that horrible song by an 11 year old. It is the worst song in the entire fucking world. French fry you deserve to be smacked for naming a TiB thread after that worthless song. Now, it is stuck in my head. Die.