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Its Drunk Thread Time Somewhere- 3/23/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Mar 23, 2012.

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  1. ssycko

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    That's because Bringer of War is waaaay more awesome. And this:


    Also, if I'm the first one up from last night it wouldn't really be surprising.
     
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    Venus: bringer of de Milo.
     
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    I never went to sleep. Jerk.
     
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    Last night I stopped at the toilet to pee before bed and fell in the tub. Week three of my bender is going well.
     
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    Looks like I'm going out on my second date via the online dating site. My first one didn't go so well, and ended up with me ditching the girl at the movie theater. This one should be better...the girl seems like she has class. Something I'm not used to.
     
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    Right about now someone should be asking you if you deserve a girl with class...?
     
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    Ohhh, I forgot to post this...

    If anyone in the Manitoba area wants to catch Gris (Chris Griffin) perform standup, he'll be headling at Clancy's in Brandon tonight. I think there are only tickets left for the late show and that was as of Thursday.
     
    #87 Queen-Bee, Mar 24, 2012
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    Ah ha. You may be on to something.
     
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    YUou know, I'm trying to make a list of things that are better than fingering the president. And so far, the list isd just goddamn full of all sorts of crap. Color me goddamn shocked.

    The wife does not approve of mt train of thought, and thinks thsat I enjoyed the festival too much. I say fuck that, I'll finger whoeer i want. Theoreticzlly , of course.

    Strawberry lager in the spring is fantastic.
     
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    Sounds like Blue Dog is in the top seed for drunkest board member of the day. I like where this is going...

    [​IMG]
     
    #90 KillaKam, Mar 24, 2012
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    So I came home from the bar tonight and the door handle to the apartment building was missing. Just, gone. Like the Hulk had ripped it off.

    Luckily a guy who lives below me was walking by on the inside and let us in, and explained what happened as he had seen what led to the handle missing.

    We had been hearing a fight all day, door slamming, a girl yelling you are a bastard and the usual stuff. Well apparently she was moving out, and her boyfriend followed her, she got into her car and drove off, and he was so angry he side kicked the door handle and it just sheared off.

    Who the fuck does that?
     
    #91 kuhjäger, Mar 24, 2012
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    Last night I learned that I'm only capable of talking about boobs if I'm making a boob-squeezing gesture, which makes me SUPER unsubtle. Also, I'm now realizing that I'm a blatant starer, so basically I'm impresses with you dudes who manage not to do that.

    I also drank three glasses of bourbon, but conveniently forgot that I'm on muscle relaxants, and so I ended up DRUNK which was unexpected. I need to stop getting accidentally wasted.
     
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    Accidentally on purpose? Be honest, you're just pregaming for next weekend...
     
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    Just got done watching "21 Jump Street" with Li'l Bandit.

    I recommend it. It's not "The Big Lebowski," but it is a good corn-ball comedy with lots of laughs.

    And whoever can guess who makes a cameo appearance gets a rep point.
     
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    Whitney Houston?
     
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    It's not Johnny Depp?
     
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    It was a lot funnier than I thought it was going to be.

    Yes, I have a simple sense of humor.
     
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    Who do I have to rape to get sent here?
     
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    Try this?

     
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    The boyfriend drives a pickup truck. And I'm strong, goddammit.
    That said, I am contemplating burning my clothes. A shame, really. I like this bra.
     
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