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Its Drunk Thread Time Somewhere- 3/23/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Mar 23, 2012.

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  1. jets22

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    This is the first I've heard of it, but apparently they're making a sequel to Piranha 3D.

    Called Piranha 3DD.

    With Ving Rhames, Gary Busey, and David fucking Hasselhoff.

    Best Picture 2013. You heard it here first.

    (NSFW)
     
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    The first one did have the porn star Gianna in it so the producers have been doing something right.
     
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    We have a softball game tonight.
    I refuse to play sober again.
     
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    Look like this may the the end of the freakishly warm weather for a bit. Still will probably the weirdest winter ever. I shoveled my driveway four times this year. Usually it's over a hundred minimum. Never used the snowblower once. There's fucking lillies jumping out of the groud. They're a june flower here. The trees are half-budded.

    Never in a million years. I built my daughter's cedar clubhouse on the weekend and nearly got sunburnt. Craziness.
     
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    Hank Williams, Jr. just called my house asking me to vote for Rick Santorum tomorrow.
     
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    God I hate living in Ohio during election years. Newt has called my house personally at least 3 dozen times. I wonder when this dude will get the hint.




    I am watching CNN and they did a segment on this Assad guy's wife. One hot piece of ace. Hottest wife of a dictator? I haven't seen one hotter.
     
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    I find this hilarious considering Santorum and Williams couldn't be more ideologically different. Williams is a fat, drunk, whoring, uneducated, non-family values pig. And I haven't heard one thing about Santorum being ready for some football.

    But now: Otters who look like Benedict Cumberbatch!

    I am giving serious thought to changing my name to Benedict Cumberbatch. Just try not to say it. You can't. It is too awesome.

    They're also remaking Sherlock (ostensibly based on Mr. Cumbatch's FUCKING AWESOME turn as Holmes) for an American audience. In fact almost every BBC show on right now has or will get an American remake. Why not just put the damn British version up? Is the accent really that scary to people? We eat up James Bond. This can't be worse. All the execs do anyway is neuter the story when they remake it for network TV then wonder why it fails. Ass lickers.
     
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    Usually British-toAmerican transitions don't work out. Coupling was awesome and should have been a huge hit but it tanked, but Shameless is as good as the original in its own way. Then there's the polarizing debate over The Office.

    A really underrated show is Episodes, which parodies this situation. Matt LeBlanc is fucking brilliant playing himself on it. It's better than anything he's ever done.

    Some shows are too good to be remade, because you can't get get an actor with Robbie Coltrane's skill. Remaking Cracker, what he fuck were they thinking?
     
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    Are you telling me Lucy Liu can't play a bomb ass Watson?
     
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    Isn't drunk the only acceptable way to play softball? I thought so. If not, I've been doing it wrong for so many years.
     
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    I'm such a pussy sometimes. The girlfriend teaches Jazzercise Friday nights from 6:30-7, and as far as I knew she was supposed to come right home. So when it's almost nine and she isn't home yet, I turn into a worrier like some god damned mother hen.

    Apparently I'm caring enough to worry when she's not home, but not quite caring enough to listen when she tells me she is teaching a special class that runs until almost 9.
     
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    If she's cheating on you right now you're going to sound like the biggest sucker of all time in retrospect. I almost made a cheeky joke, but then I remembered my GF went to the dentist* several times late at night even thought she didn't have any problems.

    *She went because she was participating in a teaching program with students doing the dental work.
     
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    Sitting at the ballpark waitin to play softball.

    I'm too tired for this shit.
     
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    Is anybody here a cycler? I agreed to a 200 mile bike tour in May. Is there anything besides lots of medication that can stop my lower back from tightening up while I ride? Is my seat at the wrong height or something?

    And can anybody explain why Dogfish's 90-minute IPA is 10 times better than their 60-minute? By my math, it should only be 50%.
     
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    Is it otter time again? Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssss
     
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    So my wife said "let's watch a movie! You get it started, I'll be out in five minutes!"

    That was 45 minutes ago. After I watched all the special features, I got annoyed and turned it off. I am now getting drunk and playing video games. I sense an impending argument.
     
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    We might need to experiment with another adorable animal.
     

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    Otterly ridiculous sir.
    Also, FFXII only had Basch. DO YOU HEAR ME? BASCH ONLY.
     
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