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It's A Great-DAAAAAAY To Be Alive! WDT 6/3/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jun 3, 2011.

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  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    Sweet! We look forward to new boobie pics!
     
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  2. The Village Idiot

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    I'm glad everyone seems to be having a great Friday.

    Mine has sucked. I woke up, thinking about a girl I used to date who would wake me up with a blow job. Unfortunately, she was out of her fucking mind and I couldn't stand dating her for very long.

    I then go up on my roof to grab a smoke, close the door, and see out of the corner of my eye some motion in the apartment across from the door. Sure enough, it's some chick blowing her boyfriend.

    Why did I get married again? Happy Friday to me, I guess.
     
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    How does he feel about tats? Do you already have some? I think I would dump my GF out of principle if I came home and she had one without giving me at least a heads up. But then again I find tattoos very unattractive.
     
    #23 Frank, Jun 3, 2011
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    I wouldn't. Compared to other lifestyle choices she could make, it's rather tame and wouldn't affect me too much. Unless it covered her face or something. Interesting situation though
     
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    It's funny, a lot of people flip out on me for my opinion like it's some sort of control thing. It's not, I just like dating people I'm attracted to and don't like dating people I'm not attracted to. If you do something you know will permanently make you less attractive to me, obviously things aren't going to work out. In other news I'd dump her if she put on 50 pounds of fat, and would expect the same from her...

    ...Just kidding, she's dating me for money, I can get as fat as I want as long as I stay employed.
     
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    Totally agree. If it's covered with clothes most of the time, or not extremely ugly when she's naked, it's all good.

    Foot-carpet-golf is the bomb by the way
     
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    I think tattoos are an interesting status symbol. It seems people with less money tend to get more tattoos in more visible places than people with more money. It also seems that a lot of people get these full sleeves and such without understanding that they are pigeonholing themselves.
    I don't dislike tattoos, but when a person has a whole bunch of them I think it says a whole lot.
     
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    I want to get one, but it'd have to be small, and not something I have to look at when I'm 80 (if I make it). Was thinking a Wally from Where's Wally tattoo for a laugh, "hidden" on my back or some other area normally covered by clothing
     
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    You mean Waldo?
     
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    What if she* came back with her labia tatted to the nines? Like a sorceror on the pubic bone, his flowing cape melding with the lips, and the tip of his glowing staff is right on the clit.

    What then?

    *"she" being a hypothetical she, not necessarily Hooker. Though that would be awesome
     
    #30 effinshenanigans, Jun 3, 2011
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    Australian's called him Wally. But if I pick up an American, I'll obviously have to call him Waldo, so thanks for the reminder!
     
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    Mmmm, tattoos...


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    How is that not hot??


    edit: well, some aren't hot. It's a rough canvas to begin with....

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    What kind of fish and how would you like to cook it?
     
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    It's too late to not fuck her. Does that make it gay though?

    Not Hooker obviously
     
    #34 guernica, Jun 3, 2011
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    I think I may have to let that one slide on the basis of originality.

    The other one I would let slide, my buddy knew an Asian girl that got a tramp stamp that said "Made in Taiwan"
     
    #35 Frank, Jun 3, 2011
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    Haddock -- I'll cook it however's tasty. My grill hasn't been cleaned though, so it has to be indoors.
     
    #36 Nom Chompsky, Jun 3, 2011
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    The tattoo has nothing to do with her being "not hot"... it's the pervasive stupidity that oozes from her very soul that is the huge turn off.

    But I have to say that there are a couple of tattoos I'd be a little pissed to find when I came home from a weekend away:

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    #37 Nettdata, Jun 3, 2011
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    This is to awesome:
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    I've never had haddock, but after a quick Google, I assume its a nice, flaky white fish. Honestly, my preferred method for a fish like this is just a light dusting of flour and seasoning, followed by a simple pan fry. You'll have a nice, crisp crust, and the fish will still be moist and tender.

    To jazz it up a bit, just look for a simple beurre blanc sauce to serve with it, with maybe a few shrimp or mushrooms or crab meat or artichoke hearts or whatever thrown in for fun. Or maybe go the whole nine yards with an egg wash and batter with seasoned panko crumbs instead of seasoned flour.
     
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  20. tempest

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    Blue Dog's idea is a good one.

    I was going to recommend doing it in the oven in a little papillote.

    (I don't usually go to the food network site, but I trust Alton Brown)

    You can change the veg to match the fish you're cooking, but it's an easy and clean way to bake:

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/salmon-fillet-en-papillote-with-julienne-vegetable-recipe/index.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alto ... index.html</a>
     
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