You know, all things considered, today should be a terrible day. I haven't been able to sleep well for about a week now, and have been waking up for no reason every morning at 3AM without being able to go back to sleep. I just got to the office to find that our entire phone system is down, and I'm the person who is solely responsible to get it back up-and-running. I've had a head cold for over a week now. Like I said, today should be terrible. But you know what? Today is awesome. It just feels like a great day to be alive. Fuck being sad or pissed off or aggravated. Being those things is dumb. Why feel like that when you can feel fantastic instead? I don't know, people do crazy things sometimes, I guess. To celebrate this wonderful day, I'm going to drink wine all night and listen to nothing but classic Jerry Jeff Walker. I'm going to buy The Wife a 5 gallon bucket of Queso Wahaca for her Mexican-Christmas holiday tomorrow. I'm going to compliment my son on his magnificent tan without any hint of jealousy. I'm going to dance like this guy. And it may get more awesome later. We'll just have to see. Howdy!
I suggest this weekend's picture theme be "I totally did not notice she had a tattoo on her foot." Here are my two entries:
Kate Upton is threatening to break the Internet with her video and gif, this is all I heard about at work. Banned from YouTube! Except when you go and search there is 50 different people who have uploaded it. The end result? A chick in a bikini dancing for 30 seconds, wow better not go to redtube then people, cause there are actually women fucking on those video's....
Wish I could say I share BlueDogs rosie outlook. I threw out my back two days ago and have been near bed ridden until last night. This just as I feel like I was hitting a good stride at the gym. My sleep schedule was fucked up and my energy level is all over the place. My planned dieting has not materialized. Plus work is slow so Im not getting hours. Fucking bllleeeeevccccchhhhhh. Back to your regularly scheduled drunk thread.
The house party I'm throwing tomorrow for Cinco de Mayo has grown to epic proportions. There's around 80 people confirmed, and I'm still not sure how many "maybe" guests are floating around. I'm making margaritas and ordering two kegs. It should be a day filled with awesomeness and bad decisions. Spoiler
I would like to suggest this threads topic be girls-n-guns. My friend Michelle Viscusi was on season four of Top Shot. She was pretty damn good, I am pissed she was eliminated. She was an MP. The rest of her photos can be seen here.
Speaking of things like that, I found out that my...well, friend is probably too strong of a word, but an acquaintance of mine is representing Colorado in the Miss Universe pageant. I mean she's super attractive (picture below), but I never thought of her prettiness as being of galactic proportion.
Is anyone's prettiness of galactic proportion? I mean... other than Kate Upton's when she's doing the Cat Daddy?
So that's what everyone is talking about? I know she is a swimsuit model and all but I mean, there is perfectly good porno that could be watched instead. Also I forgot it was Cinco Dey Mayo weekend. Guess there is a lot to look forward to.
I saw that... and I still think Upton's is better and more authentically sexy and unrehearsed. The one where she's doing it (fully clothed) in her seat at a basketball game, from someone's shitty cell camera, is almost as awesome as the bikini one.
I'm going to say it went viral because: 1) although she's hot, she's also pretty enough to be just the girl next door 2) she moves pretty good for a skinny little white girl 3) it seems sort of unrehearsed and spur of the moment 4) she grabs her perfect little tits at the end of it (while sporting a shit-eating grin).
I think there is something to the fact she's not a porn actress that makes "hot chicks doing sexy things" still attractive over porn. Maybe its the mystery, maybe its the lack of recorded evidence that shows 1,000 cocks from men of all ages inside of her various orifices. I don't know, but I'm currently emailing both videos to all of my friends.
Yes, I completely agree. Upton is just ridiculous, plus her boobs are real and bouncier than the other two. Her doing the Dougie at the basketball game, I also concur with.
I know I'm concentrating on the wrong thing here, but, which of any of those moves is actually the cat daddy? I didn't see anything that stood out as a particular dance, or any moves that were the same between the Upton video and the two girls video. Or is it just a song, not a dance? I hadn't heard of it before the Upton video. I'm just asking because I'm going out tomorrow and I'd like to practice. Maybe someone can upload a video of themselves doing it so I can see?
Ding ding ding! The boobs bouncing around is what makes the bikini video. The other two girls? I mean, sure, attractive ladies, both. But their personalities have less character than Upton's.