From the bedside table thread: Jesus fucking Christ. I can't stand this anymore. It's like quantum physics: I can't tell when it's crazy enough to be true. FOCUS: Scootah, when you get a chance, please edit this post and add a poll with 10 options. Make some of them true statements about your life, and some of them plausible but false statements about your life. So for example, a true statement would be "I have a stainless steel anal hook" and a false statement would be...fuck, I can't even imagine. Something like "I was once summoned to an old house using an ancient magical puzzle box and then I ate this chick's father and assumed his corporeal form." Set the options per user to 5 so people can vote on the 5 they believe to be true. Then unlock the thread. Everyone else: vote on which you think are true Scootah facts when the thread is unlocked. scootah EDIT: I didn't go with the originally suggested five and five split. It's more fun when you don't know how many are true.