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Is It Friday? Drink Posting Meeting Place.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Feb 22, 2013.

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  1. Flat_Rate

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    Re: Re: Is It Friday? Drink Posting Meeting Place.

    Apparently my cousins, no they are not related.

    Bring on the shine and cigars.
     
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    Hey guys. Who of you likes sushi? Yeah?

    Well sucking on a flaccid penis is just like that.

    Enjoy!
     
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    Well, fuck. I've never had sushi because I'm not a big seafood fan and cold fish just seems unappealing, but I've seen some spreads that did look tasty and was probably willing to give it a try. Now you've completely ruined it for me.
     
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    Pro tip: If you eat sushi that reminds you of sucking a flaccid penis you should do one of the following:

    -Give up necrophilia for good this time
    -Pay more for your sushi
    -Be a bit more selective about what goes in your mouth

    Jesus Cunty Canoe Christ
     
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    Wait, so you're saying that Sushi doesn't have the mouthfeel of flacid penis? What's the deal here?

    Whatever, this webcomic is hilarious and I highly recommend it. Don't be put off by the two guys screwing in the last panel.
     
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    At loose ends on this Sunday Funday. Timmy's, snacks and a movie, or ride this little wine glow into a bottle of my friend The Captain and clean. What to do, what to do??
     
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    If I absolutely had to suck a dick to save the world, I'd go with an erect one. I've received enough blowjobs (or watched enough porn, whatever) to know how to suck a good dick, so obviously the flaccid one wouldn't stay that way for long, and I'd have to suffer both options.

    Key word "suffer". No homo here
     
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    No sir, I disagree. Raw fish has that soft, flaccid texture exactly like a penis. I'm not talking about all the other parts of sushi, like the nori or rice or squid...

    Suck a dick sometime and get back to me.
     
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    Text chat with The Girlfriend:

    Me: Settle an internet argument. Is good sushi like sucking a flaccid penis?
    Her: Never sucked a flaccid penis.
    Me: Well, what do you think? You're the only person I know that's had Japanese sushi in Tokyo and presumably sucked a penis.
    Her: I guess it's more like teokk (Korean rice cake) or a shitty hot dog. Not like sushi.

    And there you have it folks. Your argument settled and no need for yours truly to switch teams.
     
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    If we want to get technical here, raw fish can sometimes have the same mouthfeel as the end bit of foreskin that extends past the tip of a flaccid cock. But it doesn't usually feel like flaccid cock, because even when it's flaccid a cock is bendy and there's a minute amount of friction between tongue and penis. Your raw fish shouldn't be bendy or have friction against your tongue...it should be melty and slippery. If anything, raw fish is more reminiscent of labia that are already wet.
     
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    I have no idea what you mean . . .
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    Why would I suck a dick if the world was ending? Is it just ending, or does the suck prevent this? I think I missed that part. Because, if it's ending anyway, I ain't sucking a dick as my last thing. If it prevents it, then I live out my days as either the secret dick sucker that saved the world, or everyone knows - so, dick-sucking hero? I'll pass. Any world that forces me to suck a dick against my bent to not suck dicks, is no world I want to live in anyway. (Plus, why is flaccid an option? We're saving the world here - can't the other dude get it up out of respect for humanity?)
     
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    The way I pictured it occuring was that my arch enemy (eg. Lex Luther) was holding the world at hostage through some sinter and highly elaborate plot, and the only way he would stop going through with his plan to destroy the world and humanity was if I sucked his dick. Him being my arch enemy and not some random bad guy is significant, as obviously I would have foiled all his previous evil plans, and he would know how much I despise him. So even if i did save the world, I would have to live with the fact that I sucked his dick, and he could hold that against me for the rest of our lives, just like any normal arch enemy would.

    Pretty simple really.
     
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    Ya'll gay.


     
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    What better time to get started on your bucket list?
     
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