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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a blowjob?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by AlmostGaunt, Aug 16, 2011.

  1. Nettdata

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    Mr. Toast

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    I'm a pilot. Diablo is a pilot. I'm sure there are others on here that are pilots.

    Think about that for a second.
     
  2. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Did the plane fucking crash or take out the skywalk? Did a child passenger walk in on it? NO. Deep breaths, everybody. Another menace is ruined and disgraced world-wide. The term "Sex Scandal" should replaced with "Fucking ridiculous".

    Next, they're going to fire people for getting caught taking a dump on camera. Why does society continue to crucify people out of sheer ENVY?

    Because that's what shit like "sex scandals" are. That guy's getting a hummer in a cockpit (tee-hee) and I'm jealous, so I have to make a stink about it to fill my Taddle-Tale Void.

    Every time I read about one of these people having their life wrecked because they were horny and human, I think about the MILLIONS of motherfuckers who have done this and skated away scot-free. I've had more than a couple of "scandals" in my old DJ booth alone, how many times have you guys thrown a shot into somebody on an office desk or in a utility closet or somewhere "work related"? Beats punching out and doing it on lunch!

    Does that make me a whore? Does that make US whores?

    Awesome.

    EDIT: Should the airstaff be fired? Well, yes. There are certain non-nos to jobs, and getting pinched like that is one of them. Just don't call everyday shit a "scandal" if you would do it in a heartbeat.