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Inventor unveils $7,000 talking sex robot

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Primer, Feb 2, 2010.

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Would you do a robot?

  1. Yes, but only if nobody would find out.

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  2. Yes, Scootah-Style

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  3. Probably not.

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  4. Definite no.

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  5. Hell no, not with Chater's dick.

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  1. tntnikki

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    Real Dolls look much better.

    (I especially enjoy the FAQ's and the Testimonials).
     
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    Okay. Where do I begin? From the slack jaw face to the gigantic man hands to the punani that defies appropriate insult I'm completely confused. It gives me the heebs looking at it. But would I fuck it? If I had a ball gag? Yes. Yes I would. Let us never speak of this again.
     

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    Holy shit factory. You can order one of these things with elf ears or as a shemale. WTF man?\

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    Looks like a bad attempt at recreating Cuddy from House and thats all the more reason to buy one right?
     
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    Gahhhhh.....Cherry 2000 this piece of shit is NOT. It looks like a broken Stepford Wife. Are nerds really this desperate? Whatever happened to "feeding the geese" to Manga or closing your eyes and pretending that jar of mayonaise is Xena?

    Anything to subside the those pitiful World Of Warcraft addictions.
     
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    I'm just wondering about the people that voted "probably not". So on face value it's not really their thing, but they won't totally rule it out in case robots take over the world and they're the only option, or one night they're shit faced at the local and there's a severe lack of other options?
     
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    I think my selection from the poll would be obvious, but I'd like to stress that Scootah Style would involve beating it with a shovel until it looked more human. It's an even uglier, self heating Real Doll that talks back and still costs $7000? I call this an epic failure at making a better sex robot.

    Jesus, just go to the hospital and pay off a nurse to let you fuck someone in the coma ward. If you can negotiate worth a damn, you'll get at least 2 years worth of coma patient visits for the same sort of money.
     
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    What is the opposite of a boner? Whatever it is, that is what Kathy Griffin gives me.

    I'd do a robot, but not the one in the article, as that thing is fucking terrible. I'll wait till they are like the Lucy Lu bot from Futurama. The Real Dolls actually do look realistic; hell I slept with a girl from Miami that looked faker than half of the real doll models. Come to think of it, she had the same permanently shocked expression too. Hmmmmm.........
     
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    So many questions!

    Is there a particular reason that sex dolls always have an expression like a confused pot-head? Is the face a modified cast of the creator's?

    Is the below product from the Realdoll website a sign that we are nearing the end of times?
    Second-hand Doll Kit
    For those of you who have purchased your dolls second-hand, we are pleased to announce our Second-hand Doll Kit! In this kit is everything you may need to make your doll as good as new - one cleaning kit, one silicone repair kit (please specify skin tone), one labia repair kit (please specify body number), one nipple-lip-nail repair kit (please specify colors), one tongue, one set of eyelashes, one set of replacement velcro circles for the face, one bottle of perfume, one care guide, and detailed instructions.

    PLEASE NOTE: This kit has a shelf life of up to three months. Please make sure to use the kit promptly to avoid spoiling!


    Again on the Realdoll website, what can possibly justify the $150 price difference between the "standard" and "realistic" penis attachments?

    What does a customer's family do with the doll after his inevitably suicide?

    For the purposes of the poll, I'm loosely defining "scootah style" as involving a paper bag and a bowie knife.
     
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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    Don't be so harsh, with only a slight modification I bet this baby would sell like hotcakes in Japan:

    [​IMG]
     
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    Is it just me, or does the robot have a little bit of a 1970s Carrie Fisher thing going on? Do you think there's like a "Leia in the Gold Bikini" accessory kit you can get? As a complete hypothetical, how much do you think that would cost? Just out of curiosity...?



    Also note the Morningwood Apartment Vertical Blinds in the background. Stay classy, sex robot builder guy!

    I don't know what's so terrible about Kathy Griffin. I mean she's no Allyson Hannigan but, really, who is. The only thing that would worry me is all the plastic surgery. Have you noticed with people that get plastic surgery that, over the course of a whole lifetime, it's a net zero gain? I mean sure, if done well, you look better for a while, but you're going to end up twice as hideous later? It's like borrowing good looks from your future.

    Finally:



    approves.

    (Too obscure?)
     

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    So we have about 3000 members. That's ~$2.3 a member. Why have we not started a collection yet (for science)?
     
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    Who would want to fuck Molly Shannon?

    As an aside, this real doll prank call is hilarious.

     

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    they crop up occasionally on ebay...

    You forgot the midget and the crisco...
     
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    ...and the week's worth of PCP that comes free to the first 50 customers!

    Come to think of it, a Scootah-sized dose of angel dust is what it'd take for me to tap that thing. For $7,000 less, I can find a marginally attractive girl with low self-esteem on campus to do what that doll does (minus that whole talking part).
     
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    I wonder what it's value would be used? Would Good Will accept one?
     
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    No, as Goodwill does not deal in sexual or pornagraphic items, they would not accept one.

    I don't see a huge "used" market cropping up for these robots, not because people wouldn't buy them, but simply because the nerds that buy these things are gonna fucking wear. them. out. In six months suburban dumpsters are going to be flooded with detached robot limbs from all those still living in Mommy's basement going to town on these little mechanized pieces of fanboy heaven 14 times a day.

    I mean, it's not porn or pocket pussies that are going to take a hit here if these things really catch on, it's World of fucking Warcraft and Magic: the Gathering conventions.
     
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    Wait, this gives me a brilliant idea. Everyone's talking about buying one and then selling it, in used condition, later. That's not a moneymaker. Here's the thing: who needs a sex robot 24/7? Not me.

    What you do is buy a couple of these things and bring them to WoW and MtG conventions, and then rent them out in 15-minute blocks. You'd make your money back in no time.

    In between rounds, just spritz it off with a can of Lysol like the guys at the bowling shoe counter.
     
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    A friend of mine who was doing his ER rotation at Charity Hospital treated a patient from the Orleans Parish Prison with genital warts on his colostomy hole. Which has nothing to do with anything, but I thought I'd share.

    Also there's this:


    I guess, in a really creepy sort of way that's romantic, but do you have to be nice to her? Can I treat the bitch like shit? What a perfect stress reliever. Come home, curse at the robot, hate fuck her, throw her in a closet and the desire to kill a tranny hooker at a rest area is slightly more controllable.

    Yeah, I'd fuck her, but seriously, that thing is fucking gross.
     

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