My question: Why the fuck not? They shoulda built a fucking roomba into this bitch. I'm sure that would have boosted sales too. I'm sure the market for people who want to fuck a robot probably overlaps with those who want to try sticking their dick in a vacuum cleaner. And as for the food, this guy should partner up with McDick's so she can pump out big macs and fries. Focus: I dunno if I'd fuck it. I think I would though, if it was bought for me. There's no way I'm gonna go spend the money on this thing, but if it showed up brand new on my doorstep, well that's a different story. PS I'm running on an assumption of what this thing looks like. CNN just will not load for me right now.
The most awesome thing about this is that 25 years ago, a group of nerds just like us was sitting around the table going, "yeah, I'd probably fuck that thing".
The robot may look like Lady Gaga, but I'd still give it a whirl. I wonder if the vag has a flushing mechanism or something, because I'm guessing with the variety of guy that buys this thing, poor little sex robot is going to be looking like a bukkake scene within two weeks. Literally, "cum dumpster". Fucking gross, and it's just going to be sitting around their house too. Couple Questions: How many guys do you think will be taking their robots around town with them posing as their "girlfriends"? "Oh yeah, Tammy's just waiting in the car, she had a headache. Look you can kind of see her from here. Wave! No, no, don't go say hi... I gotta go!" Anyone else excited for the possibilities here. I mean, this is like baby steps from robots looking like Angelina Jolie and Jessica Biel, and I'm sure they will be a lot more "responsive" as well. Science, you know, it's just exciting. And who's to say they won't be able to cook and clean? The possibilities...
I know this is supposed to be hilarious, but it actually makes me kinda sad. It reminds me of certain times in my life when I've felt too lonely to properly enjoy masturbation. I voted "Yes, Scootah-Style"
This is what I was wondering. Also, how "accomodating" are this robot's orifices? If you are the type of guy who has to special order extra large condoms like I do, would you end up having to send it/her in for service when you rupture its/her sphincter? I went on the website, <a class="postlink" href="http://www.truecompanion.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.truecompanion.com</a>, and it isn't very informative. And incase you're interested, there are some lame-ass softcore pictures of the doll in action. Spoiler She is shaved, so I'm definitely not buying one. Weird. And to think that I always referred to wiring diagrams/schematics as "robot porn."
Not to mention making the ability to rationalize buying a $7000 fuck robot that much easier. "Well...... I mean.... it also vacuums. Fuck it, I'm getting one." We're really glossing over something here though: Why is this thing so fucking ugly? This guy can make it look literally any way he chooses. What the hell? This question is way more pressing to me than whether or not I'd fuck a robot.
To all you fuckwits who said you wouldn't give it a run, I call bullshit. Situation: You come home alone after a night out on the booze, you have several beers and a half dozen single malts coursing through your evil veins, you walk into your bedroom to find the sexbot laying “naked” on your bed, gagging for it. You have an erection.
Yup, all the poll tells me is that there are currently 41 liars whom voted. Christ, half of them probably said yes to the 'would you fuck a colostomy bag' question, but a robot is too far? Bullshit indeed.
I can only imagine the first "OH MY GOD IT WENT TOTALLY WRONG!" stories that would come out of that. And if you think you see some stupid directions and warning on shampoo bottles, just imagine what this thing would come with after the lawyers got a hold of it.
Just buy a Tickle-me-Elmo and cut a few holes to stick your junk in. It works just as well. Or so I've heard.
Perhaps we could have an Alt Alt focus: Warning Labels: Warning: If Roxxxy appears to be gaining weight it’s probably time to drain her.
"Well Doctor, here's how it happened: I was home alone with my wife. I should probably mention that she is a robot. Anywho, we were having sex, and as usual, I was fucking her in her armpit. What? Why are you looking at me like that? Trust me, that is the least of my problems. Then the damnedest thing happened: the friction of my tiny, lonely penis against her lifeless, rubbery arm caused a fire that inexplicably short-circuited a wire in her battery that, in turn, caused her to come to life. And, THAT is how this lawn mower became stuck in my rectum."
Whoah, easy there, tiger. I only voted "definitely not" because I can fuck Kathy Griffin for a fraction of that price. She vacuums, too. Doubt there's a mute button, though. If the creepy man who invented it was just handing them out, yeah, I'd probably give the ol' girl a go.