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Inventor unveils $7,000 talking sex robot

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Primer, Feb 2, 2010.

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Would you do a robot?

  1. Yes, but only if nobody would find out.

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  2. Yes, Scootah-Style

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  3. Probably not.

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  4. Definite no.

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  5. Hell no, not with Chater's dick.

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  1. Primer

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    You know, if you're going to sell something for seven grand, at least make it look like it hasn't been designed by someone taking a baseball bat to a lump of silicone.
     
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    "There's a tremendous need for this kind of product"
     
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    Hmm...I do have a tax return coming my way pretty soon.
     
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    You mean this wasn't intentional? I just figured he was going for the chick with down syndrome look. I mean, if he made her too hot he might not have a chance with her.
     
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    Rule 34 in real life?
     
  7. The Village Idiot

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    Ok, playing devil's advocate here, a/k/a 'married guy' I can see why there's a tremendous demand for this sort of thing.

    1) No more 'I have a headache' arguments.
    2) No more 'baby fever' sex, which rates just below 'pity sex with 2nd cousin' - and don't ask how I know that.
    3) No more 'I said 'I do' but I really meant 'I don't.'
    4) No more trips to the jewelry store. Unless you want to. I guess.
    5) No more 'oh, so you like her boobs better than mine.'
    6) No more 'oh, so you think she's prettier than me.'
    7) No more 'oh, so you'd think she'd be better in bed than me, go ahead and find out and see what that costs you mister!'
    8) No more hookers.
    9) 'She' won't get half your shit in a divorce.

    Frankly, for $7,000, it's a fucking bargain.
     
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    She can't cook but she only speaks when spoken to. Which one trumps the other? I think we all know.
     
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    Guy is apparently happily married too. To what?
    Whatever happened to good old fashioned prostitution? Do you know how many hookers you could get for 7,000 dollars? I suppose the silver lining is that if you're blowing your load in Roxxxy, we don't have to worry about you polluting the gene pool.

    Here's hoping...

    [​IMG]
     
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    I'll pay $10,000 if he releases a model that doesn't talk.
     
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    $7k buys you a styling van and a shit-ton of free candy.

    Just saying.
     
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    I'm sorry but if he's gonna make one, it's going to be based on what an ideal man would be to him. It's going to be more along the lines of

    [​IMG]
     
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    $4,500 will get you that. Then you can put the other $2,500 towards a "gently used" model on eBay.
     
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    Goddamn, imagine the hilarity you could have with this thing. Especially if you downloaded the voice of this crazy bitch heard in this, aptly nicknamed in Japan as the "Crazy Screaming Lady". Her simulated orgasms would be terrifying.
     
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    What part of "shit-ton" are people not understanding?

    This is a 5-7 year operating budget, easy.
     
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    Shit ton is a very accurate measure referring to the amount of item X that would induce shitting of approximately a ton. As we all know, candy expands exponentially in your body (just ask any girl for verification of this well-documented phenomenon) at a rate of 15.6 lbs per candy bar ingested. Thus, yielding the following equation for conversion of candy to, uh, well, shit: 15.6lbs(X) = 2,000lbs. Reducing for X, we find that X = 2,000/15.6 candy bars, or 128.2. But for purposes of this analysis, we'll go ahead and round up. Since the average candy bar costs approximately $1.30, and we need 130 for a 'shit ton,' this yields $169 for this particular budget item.

    Therefore, your budget proposal means you are paying WAY too much for candy.

    Not that I've thought about this much, or anything.

    Focus: I'd totally bang a robot. I don't mean that in a creepy way or anything. You know, for science.
     
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    Possibly, althought the useful life of a 20-year old conversion van is limited. At least with my sex-doll, I've got another 10-15 years of depreciable tax benefits before I need to replace her.
     
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    Fuck that, I'd bang it, in the creepiest way possible.

    I mean, why the fuck not?

    It's a robot. You're banging it. There's no shades of creepy here... it's all or nothing.

    So go big, or go home.

    Hell, on that note, I'd bang a fat robot.

    Up the ass.
     
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    I'd give it a shot, but my wife would probably STILL be jealous.
     
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    Any chance we can add a poll on banging the robot? Including 'up the ass?' 'Would you let the wife watch?' 'As creepily as possible?' Just a thought.