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Instruments Must Be Tuned By Someone Named "Lightnin'"...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jun 24, 2010.

  1. Blue Dog

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    This is the funniest thing I've seen from Steve Martin in a long time- the Leaked Steve Martin Tour Rider:

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    Focus:

    What would be on your celebrity rider? You can be funny or serious or whatever. I'll add mine when I'm not so busy.
     
    #1 Blue Dog, Jun 24, 2010
  2. Crown Royal

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    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0513081foo1.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/ye ... 1foo1.html</a>

    A Foo Fighters rider. Has some pretty clever parts to it, my favorite being the following:

    FOO's RECIPE FOR ICE.
    Get some water. Clean water is preferred.
    Put it in trays or other fun molding implements.
    Store it at freezing (metric or Fahrenheit) for four (4) hours.
    Repeat it as needed.
     
    #5 Volo, Jun 25, 2010
  6. Veovis

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    Absolutely everything on this list can be included into making - "shit weird" (for all involved but the redhead....nothins weird to them)


    I think my list would include the demands list from the movie airheads, for effectively the same reasons they made them.
     
    #6 Veovis, Jun 25, 2010
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