Apparently Nettdaddy will be doing some taekwancomp shit and there is the potential (-gasp-) that the board may be temporarily unavailable. Focus: If the unthinkable happens, and the board is temporarily unavailable, WHAT WILL YOU DO? Me, I'll probably cry for a bit, jerk off (hey, I'm already lubed up) and then shame eat. You know, the usual.
Ill probably lay in my own filth in the fetal position in the corner, quietly sobbing and mumbling sweet nothings to myself the way a cat purrs to calm itself down. After Ive carried on a bit, Ill forget about it and go "Hey Ill see whats up on TiB" and hit some domain hosting site and probably start the panic cycle all over again.
I have already pre-stashed a .50 caliber sniper rifle in the St. Peter's church bell tower. There's a school next door, and then the theatre audience across the street exits. After BASE jumping to safety I will hide out in a city park killing squirrels with a homemade knife for sustenance and mumbling about nightmares spent in The Shit.
I'll probably just spent a few days doing GIS for Bill Cosby gifs while masturbating and crying. It'll be a pretty picture.
Break glass! Suh-weet. Looks like if TiB does go down, Angel's willing to set up a live web cam for our entertainment. Seriously, though, if TiB is done, I would either get a lot more productive or find other ways to procrastinate. I'd like to think it's the former, but it'll probably be the latter. Football season is coming on strong, so I could probably burn up some time checking my fantasy team and reading Bill Barnwell columns.
I was told there would be punch and pie...? Focus: I may be forced to do the unthinkable and actually do some tangible work at my job. Don't you put that evil on me, Nettdata! Don't you put that on us!
Mmm delicious tears. I will probably try to get in a few cycling hours around this old neighborhood I grew up in. Already miss the hills of north Austin, the landscape here along the Gulf Coast is completely flat and isn't nearly as fun to ride. Maybe I'll ride down to the beach.
It's week three of semester 2 for the year here. I already have a shitload of reading I should have done and course material I should get a jump on. So I'll probably marathon standup comedy sets or some new television show and play Starcraft...