I've been feeling really tired lately. I could attribute this to a lack of reasonable sleeping patterns and the need for a serious vacation (just two more weeks, whoo!) Or I could do the fashionable thing and blame it on a made-up disease. I have lots to choose from now. One of my favorites is Morgellons where evil carpet fibers are attacking you. But there are many other fake things I could have. T-virus. Bone-itis. Cabin Fever. Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. Krippin Virus. Fibromyalgia. Celiac sprue. FOCUS: What is your favorite fictitious disease? Have you or anyone you known ever had a fictitious disease? How are you/they coping?