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I'M MARK FUCKING WAHLBERG!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by LessTalk MoreStab, Jan 18, 2012.

  1. Rob4Broncos

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    I'm amused by the specific wording of his quotes. There has to be some way I can use those...

     
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    If Mark Wahlberg was in charge of CBS during halftime of Super Bowl XXXVIII, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot less nipple exposure on that stage and then him saying, "OK, we're going to watch football safely, don’t worry. Because I don't get down with jerking off, dude."
     
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    If Mark Wahlberg was a white bronco, OJ Simpson would have got away.
     
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    If Mark Wahlberg was a terrorist not even some delusional actor could bullshit about stopping him!
     
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    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.wwtdd.com/2012/01/theres-no-limit-to-what-mark-wahlberg-can-do/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.wwtdd.com/2012/01/theres-no- ... rg-can-do/</a>

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    And the rest of the photochops are even better.
     
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