I'll have the salmon with a side of paranoid psychosis

Too inept to avoid police investigation? I think you're giving the cops way too much credit.

 

But that's kind of the sticking point, isn't it. It all looks very suspicious... but what about Gordon Ramsey? Assuming what the reddit post quoted above is accurate, that the husband keeps the wife ignorant of the money laundering scheme, did the wife just absolutely insist on bringing Gordon Ramsey in and the husband relented rather than explain to her why it would be a bad idea?

 

There is a general feeling of entitlement for the women and quasi baller status for douche bag dudes among the 20 somethings who claim Scottsdale as their home turf, most have grown up in a fairly wealthy homes and are referred to as 30k millionaires. That is the club scene in Scottsdale, roided up broke ass coke heads with a leased base model bmw and big fake titted blondes, with some crazy ass latinas and a healthy scoop of cougars and milfs who hate their husbands and love perscription drugs mixed in. The women dress like whores especially in the summer when it is hot and the men like metrosexuals, complete with shaved oiled bodies and lots of tats. They can be found by day at the Valley Ho hanging by the pool and at night at one of a number of clubs, none of them tip and they all pay on their $500 limit capital one card, while maintaining the look how awesome I am to live in Scottsdale vibe.
I work in a bar called The Rusty Spur in Old Town Scottsdale and we are the antithesis of the club scene, but we still get the "scottsdale" people at times.

 

Additionally, the fact that almost everything in town is new (housing, restaurants, etc.) gives it a very strange feeling. It isn't quite accurate to say it's full of McMansions, because there's a reasonably high degree of architectural diversity, but there are a lot of people living there in their middle years with a decent sum of money (but not as much as they think) that "needs" to be spent. A lot of the bars and restaurants are "second career" kind of placeds and generally give a vibe of inauthenticity and/or ineptitude. It also has the reputation of being a cultural wasteland, as a lot of the population are golf-migrator types.

 

So, a lower class OC surrounded by sand. Got it.

 

Apparently their re-opening has already been sold out.

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Look on the bright side. It's only sold out because the attendants are going to drive those two to the brink of suicide. Then, once all this dies down, they're going to start hemorrhaging money again, and eventually have to close down.

 

There's a fundamental difference:

The people wanting to attend this are basically showing up to for front row seats to see someone get burned (pun intended) at the stake (steak?).

The people fawning over the Boston bomber are willing to get burned at the stake with him.

 

This. The Boston bomber's going to prison with or without those girls fawning over him. Even if it's only for spectacle, giving these shitbags any money only enboldens them.

 

The more I think about it, the more I realize that that burger she serves sounds like the worst burger ever. I would rather eat a dozen vandrosses than eat that thing.

It was blue cheese, garlic aioli, and white tuffle oil on a burger. It is like she just strung together buzzwords and threw them on a bun.

 

"Samy Bouzaglo". Right. And I'm Joey Cuppacoffee.

 

Well, this happened.

 

Yup, I think I nailed it on page one of this thread. Haha!

(I'll just stand in the corner now and pat myself on the back.)

 

I have changed my Stance on violence against women to "maybe just this one time".

Dewercs, are there people in Scottsdale even worse than this twat, or is she Bottom?

 

Anyone read this closer?

Bitch has a rapsheet right along with her drug dealer husband. Stealing tips shouldn't be a surprise.

It also makes me feel warm and cuddly to know she was in the clink for a solid year. Hopefully the IRS pays them a visit next because it absolutely would not surprise me if they have paid taxes since never.

 

She is among the elite of the shitbags.

The good news is she will soon be out of business, there are so many good places to eat without having to deal with cuntface and low level gangster.
Standby for Sheriff Joe Arpaio to get in the middle

 

If this is real and they didn't get hacked, well...enjoy:

 

Most of the Yelp reviews are 1 star. Here is one of the 4 star reviews: