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I'll Drunk Thread Your FACE Off! WDT 6/17/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jun 17, 2011.

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  1. $100T2

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    Even with Jerry, I put up a triple-double (with 6 steals and 7 blocks) on NBA 2k11. Fuck. Yeah.

    Bithces.
     
    #101 $100T2, Jun 17, 2011
  2. Gravitas

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    Fuck my whining. Here is a pretty picture instead.

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    Beer shits refers to a phenomenon which is caused overconsumption of alcholic beverages whether they be wine, spirits or brewed beverages effecting in said consumer a form of osmotic diarrhea.

    *smokes pipe*

    I may or may not have worn my sports coat* while typing. This may or may not be a result of drinking Woodford Reserve.

    *It makes me feel like Carl Sagan
     
    #103 bebop007, Jun 17, 2011
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    Walgreens? Y'all are gettin' all classy on me. I just picked up some wine at the Shell station.


    I was all set. I thought "Today's been a shitty, no-good, annoying day...but wine!" Now I can't find the corkscrew.*

    You stop this right now, universe. This shit ain't funny.





    *Yes, gas station wine actually has a cork. Who knew?
     
    #104 MoreCowbell, Jun 17, 2011
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    The "stool chart" is excellent.
     
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    Watch Excalibur.

    John Boorman filmed his topless daughter getting pseudo banged by Gabriel Byrne. That probably made for a few awkward dinners.

    Sometimes Russell can be a good kinda crazy a la Music Lovers (make sure to keep an eye out for Admiral Piett!)



    Although that movie does end with Glenda Jackson getting fondled/eaten out in an insane asylum so...................

    And maybe the less said about Lisztomania, the better. You know, fake giant penises and all.

     
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  7. Crown Royal

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    Jesus. You fuckers can buy booze ANYWHERE. I truly envy that.
     
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  8. mya

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    This dilemma is almost as bad as back in my smoking days when I had cigarettes but no matches or lighters. Another reason that electric ranges suck...you can't light cigarettes on them (yes, I have tried, and really hard too). Good luck to you. I am trying to think if you can McGuyver something. Surely someone else here has been in this unfortunate situation. Come on folks, LET'S PUT OUR HEADS TOGETHER AND HELP THIS MAN!
     
    #108 mya, Jun 17, 2011
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    I did get a funny look when I got home and had a Dunkin Donuts coffee in one hand and wine in the other. According to my dad*, it sends mixed messages.

    My brother used to live in Ontario, and I found that shit hilarious.

    People of civilized nations, did you know that in Ontario, they have to buy their beer from the government, or at the monopoly-granted Beer Stores? And no, that's not some generic name. That's actually what it's called. The Beer Store.


    Mya....I've both found the corkscrew (Swiss army knife, I'd marry you if I could)...and done the lighting-a-cigarette-on-the-stove thing before. And in the past, I've used many a ballpoint pen to shove the cork down into the wine. I'm a classy fellow.



    *I'm Bl1y'ing it between graduation and job starting.
     
    #109 MoreCowbell, Jun 17, 2011
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    Just push the cork through to the other side.
     
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    Wine lollipop?

     
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    I've used a drywall screw and a claw hammer to get corks out. Fucking classy.
    Leave the screw in the cork and you can put it back in the bottle even.
     
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    See, I knew we were an industrious group. I can't remember when I took a pain pill, but think that it must have been long enough ago to take another. Right?
     
    #113 mya, Jun 17, 2011
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    I don't see why you ask us. You know we're going to say yes either way. Wait. THAT is why you ask us. Right.
     
    #114 MoreCowbell, Jun 17, 2011
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    I may forget critical details like timing, but I know where to go to look for help.
     
    #115 mya, Jun 17, 2011
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    I need to concentrate on the matters at hand. These hookers aren't going to climb in my trunk and kill themselves...
     
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  17. mya

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    Just talked to my husband, he had a great time today at the US Open

    Fucker.
     
    #117 mya, Jun 17, 2011
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    Sonofabitch. I just remembered that I'm playing at a wedding tomorrow.

    Better sober up. Full volume pipe organ on a hangover is a real bitch.
     
    #118 Angel_1756, Jun 17, 2011
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    Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
     
    #119 mya, Jun 17, 2011
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    So apparently I'm meeting my ex-girlfriend for coffee tomorrow.

    I need more wine. Now. Lots of it.
     
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