Seriously, those girls look like they are at a minimum decent looking, anyone who helped them out would have gotten at least a hand job. Speaking of which:
The teenagers behind me are throwing a pool party and thumping out house music tunes loud enough to effect the earth's rotation. Looks like somebody is chucking pennies over the fence after it gets dark again! Ah, the beautiful summer twilight... On another note, more horrible shit keeps popping up about Vancouver. Don't you find it enraging that the people who try to represent their city best kick their heads kicked in by their fellow man? Do the right thing and suffer the consequences. Save them a seat in the lowest level of hell, next to the diarrhea geysers. A little over a year ago, that city hosted what will probably be the best winter games of my entire life. Then this. 99% of Vancouver are respulsed right now (along with the rest of the country) because of what less than 1% did.
Babydoll, together we can have a partay! All I have it beer though, I'll need to swing by the Walgreens for some wine if we want to really have some fun.
Well, duh, as if you have to ask if there is a better way to spend a Friday night than Walgreens wine!
Honestly, profile everyone who signs the apology wall with those videos that keep showing up. Horrible stuff.
Tim Riggins coming home next Friday? Helllll yeah. Yeah, I am envisioning myself falling asleep long before I get interesting anyway.
Here is Ray Wylie Hubbard, a Texas legend, singing 'Conversation With the Devil'. My favorite line? "I didn't use the cocaine to get high I just liked the way it smelled."
I had an aquarium in college with a small freshwater eel. It ate those small feeder fish you could buy at like 10 for a dollar. Before it ate them it would grab them by the tail (usually) and then smash them as fast as he could into the walls of the tank and the big rocks I had in there. It would then let go and this fucked up fish would wobble around usually missing parts. Then the eel would swallow them whole. It was great to watch stoned.
Hey guyyyys, I have a quick question about beer and poo. What are beer shits? I have heard rumors of this condition and I want to be sure that I never catch it.
Do a google image search on that shit[pun intended]. Alright I guess the advertisement is for a good cause. Also, with all the reps on the beer handle. It's held up great so far, I'm through probably 7 or 8 beers.
That dude is an aquired taste. He strikes me as tweaked and perverted. He has everything from graphic burings at the stake to nude male fireside wrestling to snake-shaped strap-ons. His daughter (Theresa), like Dario Argento's (Asia) does nude scenes in his films. Doesn't that seem more than a little weird to you?