... No, not really. But you'd better watch yourself, effers. Nothing big this weekend, just Fathers Day and stuff. In other words, its the friggin' BEST WEEKEND EVER for the grand opening of the new local Academy Sports. I've already put 7 Robo-ducks on lay-a-way... just 'cause. The Wife doesn't know how much trouble she's in, I'm telling you. And if they have little Guy Harvey onesies for the baby, then I'm never going to have friggin' money again, and I'm not even sad about that. I bought three bottles of wine and a handle of Old Charter to play with this weekend while I sit around the house and play Mario Party 8 with The Wife. If my TV makes it through the weekend without me falling into it, then I will officially declare a success!