Have you ever had preconditions for sex? Shirts stay on? Have to do it with the lights out? Only do two at a time? Alt Focus: Ever had a seemingly simple sexual request shutdown hard?
Wash your balls. It's the summer and I love you, but not enough to BJ a sweaty dickrangement. Then again, I am pretty simple. Some of you freaks probably have some weird shit to tell us about, though. Humpity Bumpity.
The only rule I've had to consistently emphasize is not to put anything in my butt. No fingers, sex toys, animals or household objects. Apparently when women tell you that you have a nice ass, it means they want to put something in there. A buddy of mine organizes his clothes by season, color and style, and lines his bills up along the edge of his desk, oldest on top. Not surprisingly, he has lots of rules for sex. His ex-girlfriend told me that he has certain days scheduled for sex. And the lights must be off. I know the latter from a conversation we had long ago: Me: She had this little birthmark just inside her left thigh Him: How do you know that? Me: Because I saw it Him: When did she show it to you? Me: She didn't show it to me, I saw it last night when we were banging Him: How did you see that? Me: What do you mean? Him: Well, wasn't it dark? Me: Dark? No the lights were on Him: The lights were on? Why would the lights be on? Why would you want the lights on?
I prefer lights on. That way they can see my cock slapping them in the mouth. I, too, have a no butt rule. Butt (HAAAAAA), if she wants to try, I mean really try, to finger my bum bum, I'd consider it. I like things being free and open. I can be weird and a little intense sometimes, push boundaries, so if she's game for what I bring to the table, I should be game for her kinks too. This was unspoken as a rule, but my first girl never wanted the lights on. Teenage girls can be really insecure. It got better as we dated. Otherwise the only real rule I've encountered was no anal. One ex refused to do it. She loved me tossing her salad, but nothing inside her butthole. What fucking pissed me off was a few years later I got a text. She tried anal with her current boyfriend and thanked me for loosening her up about how fun backdoor shenanigans could be. Thanks, jerk.
No butt-play for me. I'm down for D/s, would be willing to try B&D, and would probably be down for all manner of perverted sexual role-play, but my butt is off limits. And I'm not interested in sticking anything in her butt, either.
Focus: In college, I would tell one night stands I was bringing home that they could only come over if they did not stay over. I needed to make sure they knew this beforehand because this was in Boston and the public transportation shuts down super early, so I was doing the polite thing and giving them time to plan ahead or back out if need be. This one time, I was walking home from a party I had been to with my best pal slash roommate, and I had called her shortly after leaving because I wasn't able to find her to let her know I was going. The next morning, she treated me to a listen of the following voicemail: "Hey, just wanted to let you know I'm heading home because I'm about to get laaaaaiiiiiiiidddddd. Bye. *several minutes of rustling and quieter talk because I never hung up, then me starting to yell* NO BUT REALLY. YOU HAVE TO LEAVE AFTERWARD. YOU CANNOT STAY OVER. I MEAN IT. CAN YOU WALK HOME FROM HERE? BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT STAYING AT MY HOME." (The sentiment remained after college, I just never announced it beforehand and did the adult thing of subtly get them to leave afterward.) Alt-Focus: A guy I'd had a (fmf) threesome with was firmly anti-mmf threesome. That's on my bucket list, and I thought a perfectly harmless way to kind of mimic the idea with him would be by having him use a dildo on me while I blew him. I brought this up during a casual conversation about threesomes, since those happen all the time. Not only did he shoot it down immediately, but he looked at me like it was this crazy out there embarrassing thing to ask. This was not an uptight person, especially sexually, and especially with me. I still get mad just thinking about it.
I am 46 years old, and my preconditions have not changed since I started college: Be 18+, be female, be willing. I am firm on having at least 2 of 3 every time.
I like keeping my socks on during sex. If aim not wearing any, I'll put some on. I don't like having my feet touched. One time a girl asked me to put a finger her butt. But judging on the state of her vagina, I was going anywhere near her fart box. She also accidently snorted during sex and got boogers all over my chest. I pretended like it didn't happen and justified it like maybe that's how she orgasms, out of her nose. 10 minutes later she was kissing my chest. Guess she had forgotten about the boogers. Get at me ladies.
I don't give blowjobs. I know this is a particularly unpopular precondition, but it's something I stick to. It's not something I am interested in doing, and it has never stopped me from moving forward in a sexual encounter. The only way I can see myself ever doing it is if I am in a serious relationship. That is not something that has happened for me yet.
I know it wasn't popular the last time I mentioned it but Im just not down with period sex. I can wait.
1. Nothing is going anywhere near my butt. Don't even think about entering my bung hole. 2. Please at least splash some water on your balls beforehand. I don't want to feel like I'm blowing Swamp Thing. If you want my face in or around that area it needs to be so fresh and so clean clean.
Honestly, I will / have tried anything that does not involve shit or sticking things down my dick. Other than that, game on. I will usually go a tit-for-tat with a girl on what things we want to do or try. I will mention the above as off limits, ask her what is absolutely off limits, and then mention one thing each we want to try or do. Worked well so far.
My rules are pretty simple. No poop, no pee, nothing in my ass, no period sex. Scratch the last one, if I'm desperate, period sex will do. I'm a giver, what can I say?
My high school girlfriend took a while before she felt comfortable with the lights on. I didn't pressure her, but I found it absurd given I was at my life's peak horniness and she was smoking hot, so there was no reason to feel body-conscious. Have had more than one girl, including a long-term girlfriend, say that they don't feel much when they're on top. Wasn't a hard rule as in "I'll never ever go on top," but it only happened when I needed a breather. Any Tibettes experience this? Me neither, but as a straight guy I have a deep-seated revulsion towards dicks that aren't attached to me. As a presumably straight girl, how does this happen? I understand it not being a favourite sexy-time act, but assuming you enjoy pleasuring the guys you have sex with, how is it a hard rule? Not even during foreplay? "Doesn't change my opinion of the act" sounds so...clinical. I'm guessing anal is off the menu? My rules are about the same as mentioned: no bodily fluids besides spit and cum, nothing in my butt, no other dudes joining. Other'n that I'm good to go.
I've heard of girls who refuse to give blowjobs. They think it's gross to put their mouth where pee comes out. However, I feel that if you want to receive, you should give as well. Personally, I'm not a huge fan of giving blowjobs, but in the moment, I can get really into it. And if the guy is really into it, then it's a huge turn on and it only gets better from there.
That's what I mean. I totally get why it wouldn't be a favourite thing to do, but I think the majority of people get turned on by turning their partner on, so making it a hard rule seems...strange, even selfish. It's a far cry from anal or chest-shitting. I'm trying to think of a comparable of something a girl might want that I wouldn't be into, and I can't really. But...hypothetically, if a partner wanted me to, say, suck her toes, or try to fit all of them in my mouth, and it for some reason REALLY drove her wild, I wouldn't hesitate (post shower).