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IIIII'M Pickin'-Out-A-Drunk-Thread, FOR YOU! 8/5/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Aug 5, 2011.

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  1. katokoch

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    It's even grass fed... how much better can it get?
     
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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    Pretty much this. I don't hate her either but since some have compared her to Madonna, I must state that not only is Madonna more talented and better looking (in my opinion) but a lot of Madonna's antics were pushing boundaries and testing the limits and standards of the day. Lady Gaga on the other hand pretty much just comes accross as completely commercial.
     
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    I wanted to hate her for a long time, and I still can't stand all the crazy clothes and the act she puts on. But in the end I finally had to admit to myself that some of her songs are actually pretty good. It hurts to admit it, but it's true.
     
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    We're talking about them and posting links to their videos. They win.
     
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    Here's some ear-bleach after listening to all that crap:





    And now for the eye-bleach:

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  6. Fernanthonies

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    I just want to say thank you to TV Tropes for making this long Friday go by a little quicker.
     
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  7. bewildered

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    Here's my liquor cabinet. Half empty, or half full? I think half empty because I'm nearly out of whiskey.


    The really sad part is that I am not purchasing any more alcohol. By the end of this year I'll probably be taking shots of 99 bananas. Anyone who wants to donate money towards my whiskey fund, the line starts over there --->
     

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  8. Juice

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    Might be going to an amusement park tomorrow. Yay?

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  9. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I like Nicki Minaj. I don't know which ones have been her singles, but I have Pink Friday and I think it's a really good album. Her pop-y songs are catchy and they're fun to dance to, and in my white girl opinion I think her battle rap type verses are on par with the other rappers people give credit to. A lot of her lyrics are pretty funny, or at least clever. I've kind of grown tired of her self-consciously "out there" image, just like I have with Gaga, but I still like her.

    And, when she's not being all coo coo crazy I think she's superfine:

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    Besides, that booty don't quit:

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    Minaj has a surprisingly good flow and her hourglass figure works my mojo. I was reading her bio on wikipedia, and she's had an interesting life with Minaj actually being an alter ego she created to escape from her chaotic life at home.

    I've been sucked into Sporcle just doing random quiz after random quiz all day.
     
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    I locked my keys in my car. I found out that we were going on a run, put them in the car, and when I came back from the run the car was locked. Luckily, I didn't take my wallet with me. I'm having a friend drive me to Autozone to see if I can get a jimmy. Coat hangers aren't long enough or stiff enough to hit the unlock button. Infuriating.

    In the meantime, while I wait for my friend to get off work, I'm listening to Primus.

     
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    Gag me with a spoon.
     
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    How else is a female supposed come up with an excuse for SBB (Sudden Bisexual Behaviour)?
     
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    Desperate times call for desperate measures.
     
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    A little less Disney.

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    This can't be good.

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    I focused more on quantity. The fruity stuff is...wait, I don't remember why. The only thing in steady rotation is the whiskey.
     
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    Can we get back to rim jobs now?
     
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    Oh and I'm also probably your definition of white trash.
     
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