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IIIII'M Pickin'-Out-A-Drunk-Thread, FOR YOU! 8/5/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Aug 5, 2011.

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  1. Blue Dog

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    ........ NOOOOT AN ORDINARY DRUNK THREAD.... FOR YOOOOOUUUUU!

    But-The-Very-Best-Drunk-Thread, You-Can-Buy!

    With Vinyl..... And Strips..... AND-A-CUP-BUILT-RIGHT-IIIINNNNN!!!

    IIIIIIII'MMMMM Pickin'-Out-A-Drunk-Thread, FOR YOOOOOUUUU!

    AAAAND Maybe a Ba-ro-meeeeeet-ter, TOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    But What-Else CAN-I-BUY, So-On-Me YOOOOUUU'll Re-ly?

    A REAR-END THER-MOM-MET-TER TOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

    *Arf* *Arf*

    COME ON, SHITHEAD!
     
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    On the Glenlivet waiting for the girl to get here. Should be a great weekend.
     
  3. Crown Royal

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    Boy, Blue. Impairment really brings out your song writing skills.

    I pretty much have my daughter to myself this weekend, Wife is going to USA and then the NKOTB/Backstreet Boys concert.

    So, yeah.
     
  4. Juice

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    So where's BL1Y been? He quit the board again or did Nett give him another vacation?
     
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    Tomorrow is Beerfest. This makes for one happy hooker.
     
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    I'm 30 today. Tonight is dinner with the folks, followed by some tasty beverages with one of my college friends who lives just a few miles away. I'd go out and celebrate tonight, but working 50-60 hours a week means a very tired Buck by Friday.

    Tomorrow is the night for celebrations, and I'm going out with my friends in town. There's a local dive bar that has the best double chocolate stout. And, they change out what's on tap every couple weeks, so I will hopefully find some nice surprises on tap!

    Now, to make it to 5 PM.
     
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    Ruh roh. Someone from our group just bailed.

    Anyone from Toronto want to buy an extra Beerfest ticket?
     
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    I caught a serious error this week. Someone's life / a lot of liability may well have been saved. And not just anyone's life, but the life of a very sweet old lady. Women should be baring their breasts to me as I pass them on the street out of sheer awe.
     
  9. Eastcoaster

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    Last day of work before vacation. Haven't had more than a long weekend since last October. Heading to Prince Edward Island for two weeks with a bunch of family and friends and beer. Some sunny weather would be appreciated, but not expected. Summer has pretty much been a write-off so far out here.
     
  10. Crown Royal

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    RIP Bubba Smith. Hightower we hardly knew ya.
     
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    I'm going camping on the Brule River Sun/Mon/Tues, but nothing until then. I think I might hit up the Fringe Festival. If I can manage to get laid as the result of a Reddit Meet-up, this is about as close to a sure thing as I can imagine.

    Anyone else in MN going to a Fringe show tonight?
     
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    I never thought I'd say this, but I want to skip the weekend and have it be Monday, so I can go to the Buble concert.

    As for drinking related shenanigans, I have to be good tonight so I can go visit a federal freakin prison tomorrow, which means I get up and start driving at 5:30am. When I get home from that I'm going to drink myself stupid while trying to convince myself that rapist wasn't looking at me funny.
     
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    Why do you call your vibrator "The Rapist"?
     
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    ... Is it weird that I actually do have a rape fantasy involving my boyfriend?
     
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    Off to go sturgeon fishing for the day.

    Later, bitches.
     
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    I remember I use to love my boss being gone in my last company, I actually got shit done, but here it's just lonely since I'm the only one in the office.

    A case for Friday office drinks?

    Yeah, what gives? Between him and KI leaving we've lost two of our most active posters at pretty much the same time.

    Though many seem to not be upset with this.
     
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    I think she meant "Therapist" anyway...

    3 Day Pass to Lollapalooza. I hope I do not survive. I'll see you Idiots on Monday
     
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    I went horseback riding last night. I had a water bottle filled with Southern Comfort. Good times. My neighbor's kid down the road decided that he wanted to feed my gelding saltines. He decided he was thirsty, and stuck his tongue in my neighbor's crown and 7. I guess he needs to be taught better drinking manners.

    I can't be the only person that doesn't miss the whiny lawyer talking about his jobs, what he is being paid, blah blah blah, all the time.
     
  20. Blue Dog

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    ... I think yall need to stop before someone says his name three times, and we end up with another thread full of job hunting and litigious conversation. Or whatever the hell it was that he talked about, I never really read.

    Not to mention the sandworms and the mess they make.
     
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