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If you could fuck one celebrity...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Dcc001, Jun 20, 2012.

  1. Dcc001

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    ...who would it be?

    None of this top-five nonsense. Living or dead.* Not necessarily someone from pop culture, but the person must fit the 'celebrity' description. So Einstein counts, but Kaiser Wilhelm III doesn't.



    *'Dead' meaning you could go back and fuck them in their prime. Not that you would have sex with a corpse. Perverts.
     
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    Kim Cattrall, about 10 years ago.
     
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    Way to ruin the fun.
     
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    I'd fuck Helen Keller just so I can see that blank, glazed over look in her eyes while I plowed her stupid.
     
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    Helen of Troy. Hey baby, I've got a thousand ships you can launch right here.
     
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    Christina Hendricks - A smoking hot redhead with big natural tits that isn't shy about sending nude texts while I'm away? Perfect.
     
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    Zooey Deschanel just before she got famous so I could film it and ruin every hopeless obsessant's day with the fact she isn't some magic creature in the sack... unless she is in which case I still doubt I'd complain about it.
     
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    I'm on board with your decision, just so I can watch you fight dubyu tee eff to the death over her.

    Focus: Before I answer, is this a one-time-only fuck or fuck buddy situation if that's what I want? Also, am I going to be held accountable for any of the consequences of this fuck/fucking?
     
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    From the current era, it would be Christina Hendricks. But all-time? Pam Grier during the early 1970s. I have a physical preference for black girls in general, and she has the most exquisitely amazing, perfect body I have ever seen. Her face is also gorgeous. Plus, she got naked and had multiple sex scenes in every movie, and it was the 70s. Thus, I doubt she was frigid or uptight.
     
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    Would choosing James Deen be cheating somehow?

    If so, Ryan Gosling.

    I know, I know. This contribution was super controversial, surprising, and interesting.
     
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    Janeane Garofalo in the late '90s, before she turned into a feminist/liberal douche.
    See "Mystery Men" or "The Matchmaker" if you want to see her in her prime.
    I actually hatched a plan when I was 16 to meet her and lose my virginity to her. Needless to say, that didn't work out.
     
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    Ooh, I have a time machine for this? Honestly, I think I'd still fuck Kate Upton in the here and now.
     
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    How many statutes did your plan violate?
     
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    Audrey Hepburn or Marilyn Monroe.

    From recently...Emma Watson.
     
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    Damn.

    Can't find a great pic (read: one that shows off her ass), but I'll go with Street Fighter-era Kylie Minogue (about 5 years or so before she became famous in the US as a singer). I was 10 when the movie came out and she inspired a love for petite blondes with great asses that lasts to this day.

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    Honorable mention goes to early JLo and Mean Girls-era Lindsay Lohan (Kubla beat me to it).
     
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    Paul Newman. 1952, so I don't ruin his chances of marrying Joanne Woodward.
     
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    Raquel Welch at any age.
     
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    That's just complete bullshit. Not that I'd pick that guy, I'd personally go for Otto von Bismarck or Andrew Jackson anyway.

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    I would totally bang that girl who played Plenty O'Toole in GoldFinger.
     
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