If I’m getting a meal to go with a drink, I never take the drink lid on top of the stack. I always toss it and grab the second one. I don’t know why I think that’s any healthier, as if somebody came by and licked all the top-most lids, but that’s just my M.O.
I peel a circular strip of a straw wrapper from about 1.5" from the top, detach the bottom of the paper, insert the straw into the drink, and leave the top of the paper attached til I am ready to drink. That could be 5 seconds or 5 minutes later. I think that's leftover from my food service days.
Focus: I like to try and never if I can help it have piss drip into my pants after the final 'shakes' so I will sometimes wipe my penis head with a square of toilet paper. I like to blare my in-car music while driving but turn it down at lights. I will take inordinate pleasure in causing a real asshole to flip out on me if they are bugging everyone else because I guess I just love reminding them how excessive and pointless they really are. I like to pretend I am doing something 'heroic' or 'cool' when I play music of certain kinds while doing a task and this will cause me to like casually swing spatulas about like swords or bellow suddenly while lifting a rock. I don't like baby talking animals or babies so I talk to both like I am talking to a store employee who is mildly frazzled while keeping my voice calm. Unless they screw up in which case my Serious Voice runs in and I sound like Sam Elliot meets Mumm-Ra.
No matter how much you shake or dance, the last few drops will end up in your pants. And at a certain point, it is just playing with it.