I'm one of those people who has to have their cup of coffee in the morning. Don't talk to me before I have it, don't expect me to do anything before I finish drinking it. Morning coffee is my routine. One cup, a little cream. Two cups of coffee if I expect it to be a really shitty day or if I really have to shit. Except when I'm anywhere but home. Work trip, vacation, in-laws, camping, at work, doesn't matter. If I'm anywhere but home, the only way I will drink coffee is black. If I'm ordering from like starbucks or McD or somewhere, and I'm not taking the coffee home, it's black. If I am taking it it home to drink (like I order it on my way back), then there needs to be cream involved. This also alters my bathroom habits, as I was recently reminded when I visited my parents in florida for about a week. Tough luck, tummy. You're gonna gut it out until you get reinforcements at home. Also to my wife's confusion, I absolutely refuse to give a shit about the appearance of my clothes if I'm at home or otherwise someplace where I'm relaxing and no one else will see me. It's basketball shorts or sweats, whatever soft tshirt is at the top of the drawer, and crocs with socks. This has lead to me wearing multiple shades of the same color, and other apparent fashion faux pas such as a red shirt with green shorts, orange and black together, white with white etc. She insists that it's important to always match your clothes, and I insist that when no one is going to see you it matters fuck all. Focus: What are some of your idiosyncrasies? Can you explain the reason for them, or are you just as perplexed as everyone else? Alt. Focus: What are some idiosyncrasies of others that drive you crazy? Your SO runs the loose end of the toilet paper roll behind the roll (i.e. the WRONG way)? Roommates keep aiming cameras at the neighbors trying to induce a justifiable homicide?