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Idiot Board Introduction - Start Here

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by tellkyle, Oct 19, 2009.

  1. Revengeofthenerds

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    And thanks for your service.
     
  2. Chase

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    Should still be lurking

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    Thank you for your support.
     
  3. graffin226

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    Allow myself to (re)introduce...myself.

    What's up everyone. I'm graff. Came over back when the old board shut down, made a comment or two and then disappeared. For 6 years. Good to see all these familiar faces.
     
  4. bewildered

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    Yo brah. Welcome back!
     
  5. Peter Saxton

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    Hello fellow idiots.

    I'm an accountant from London, as well as being a landlord. I am proud to say I even have 2 kitchens. I think this site is definitely the one for me.
     
  6. shegirl

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    Proud to say he has two kitchens? WTF? I am SO confused. And lastly, nope, not the one for you.
     
  7. Nettdata

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    Keep that stuff in PM or the WDT... this thread is for intros.
     
  8. Cmr88

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    Good Evening/Morning/Afternoon, depending on your time zone!

    I was a member on TIB, and here when it first started. I ended up switching jobs, and migrated from this board. I found my way back here from a random thought if it was still up and running. I'm glad to see it is! I need some twisted humor in my disturbed life. In case you were wondering, which I'm sure you were not, but yes, I am still killing rattlesnakes.

    Happy soon to be Veteran's Day to those who served, you are greatly appreciated!
     
  9. Coquette

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    Hi, I've been Coquette since I joined TMMB - where I was a pretty regular poster (less so after RMMB), and have posted on TiB sporadically. Recently I found some of my old "Rant and Rave" posts, and realized my writing has gone to complete shit since I've stopped writing for a (legitimately critical) audience.

    I also miss the funny, so while mastering acerbic wit won't get me a promotion, hopefully the funny will at least get me through the day...
     
  10. Euphonious

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    During a moment of pure psychedelic inebriation this past weekend, I somehow stumbled my way back to this board. It was up on my laptop when I awoke the next morning. No clue how I got here but hey, I'm here again. I joined this board back in 2009 after the old TMMB board was disbanded and only posted a few times before disappearing again. I felt it was appropriate to post here again since its been so long since my last time here.

    In the time Ive been gone I have:
    • Quit drinking and finally bested a crippling alcohol addiction
    • Beat Stage III Cancer
    • Landed my dream job in Austin, TX
    • Lost over 100lbs.
    I found that if you dont take names then you can increase your ass kicking productivity by quite a bit. Good to see some old familiar people on here. Now that Im here, I'll go back to lurking until I find my way around.
     
  11. SouthernIdiot

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    Hello ladies and gents. Just an old, ugly redneck who has lurked here for a long time. I'll try not to make an ass of myself.
     
  12. Nettdata

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    Well what fun is that?

    Welcome aboard.
     
  13. SouthernIdiot

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    Well I did say try. I doubt I succeed.

    Thanks for the welcome.
     
  14. theodore-manswell

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    Wow. I opened an old email account and saw this place. I remember I used to spend way too much time on the TMMB/RMMB.

    Thought it would be fun to drop in and say "Hi". It's kinda funny to see a lot of old names I forgot about. I'm a lot less of a whiner than I used to be.
     
  15. Revengeofthenerds

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    Welcome man. I definitely remember your name, but I had like four posts total on the RMMB. There’s been a few more old names recently I’ve seen post recently too. Hopefully it isn’t just a holiday deal and y’all decide to stick around and enjoy it a little.
     
  16. theodore-manswell

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    Haha. We'll see.

    One of the reasons I used to post so much is because I had a job where I literally sat all day and did nothing. Being there was more fun than doing homework. We'll see how it goes!
     
  17. scotchcrotch

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    Haven’t been here in some time. Glad to see this place is still going strong.

    I used this board a lot when I was going thru my divorce as most of my friends were mutual friends with my ex. Is it crazy one of the most hated member (ballsack) helped me out when I felt lowest? I was a young guy going thru divorce, I had no one to talk to about it.

    Thanks ballsack.
     
  18. wuliheron

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    I'm the Wu Li master of the Tao Te Ching, and the Shockwave Rider who rides the great Fractal Dragon, a brain damaged mentally deranged hippie dippy raised on Gilligan's Island and Green Acres, but they'll never get me to go back there again! A modern day shaman, a Warrior of the Rainbow, and master of the ancient school of "Bull With Diarrhea!" No class, no style, no-brainer bullshit kung fu that would make Bruce proud! I call it the wisdom of collective ignorance, tasteless ancient Asian mysticism, mixed with Socratic wisdom, and expressed as adult potty humor.
     
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