I'm not really new but holy fuck it's been so long since I've posted that I probably needed a new introduction. So much has happened, in the last year especially, but it's been a long, fucked up ride that would be hard to tell you about in this one post, especially since I'm posting from my phone and that's an especial pain in the ass. I'll be spilling it out here and there... try to keep up. Heh. P.S. You can thank Ken for my miraculous reappearance! Thank him, slap him in his big, gorgeous teeth, whatever.