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Idiot Board Introduction - Start Here

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by tellkyle, Oct 19, 2009.

  1. WickedBitch

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    I'm not really new but holy fuck it's been so long since I've posted that I probably needed a new introduction. So much has happened, in the last year especially, but it's been a long, fucked up ride that would be hard to tell you about in this one post, especially since I'm posting from my phone and that's an especial pain in the ass. I'll be spilling it out here and there... try to keep up. Heh.

    P.S. You can thank Ken for my miraculous reappearance! Thank him, slap him in his big, gorgeous teeth, whatever.
     
  2. Evil Teddy Bear

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    Hello all, I stumbled across this board via Google and couldn't resist joining. Seems to be quite an interesting little community you folks have, and I'm looking forward to posting with you all.

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    Praise Bob!

    SGEDIT: Lesson number one, no smiles here.
     
  3. Euphonious

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    Howdy!

    It's been a few years since I've been here. I see some familiar faces around but because of how long I've been gone, I thought this was a good time to re-introduce myself.

    I am a former blotto prone latino with a penchant for spilling his guts on the interwebs. I came here originally from another board that shall remain nameless lest panties get twisted.

    Things have changed quite a bit for me. I got sober in August of last year, dropped over 100lbs and am currently kicking cancers ass, which I was diagnosed with in January of this year. Dont cry for me Argentina, Im seriously rocking this shit. Stage II Testicular Cancer to be exact. That's right, my left nut turned on me. Fucking bastard.

    My oncologists last name is Wang. No, the staggering level of irony is not lost on me.

    Had one ball removed and doing my 3rd cycle of chemo now. RIP Dirty Mike, 1979-2014. You were cool until you decided to get all cancery on me.

    Not much seems to have changed around here. GOOD. I like it that way.
     
  4. obviouspseudonym

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    So, er, I posted on the old Tucker Max board and I had been lurking on this board. Apparently lurking is now grounds for account deletion, so I'm de-lurking for this post.
     
  5. MobyDuk

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    Move along, nothing to see here. Just another fat old white guy lookin' for love in all the wrong places.
     
  6. Not the Bees!

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    Hey everyone,

    I've lurked for a while now. Tried to join and post about a year ago, but my posts never got approved and my account was deleted. Excited to start participating now that things have been opened up again.
     
  7. one-eye

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    Been a lurker since Tuckers board. I am not a bot. I have a soul...err well, one step at a time.
     
  8. DirtyHerk

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    Lurker since ye olde boarde...please don't delete me either!
     
  9. HungryCory

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    Howdy,

    Long time lurker, first time poster. Time to actually participate after the countless hours of entertainment this place has given me. The auto-purge of week old accounts really had nothing to do with that shift...
     
  10. wnr

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    Registered was deleted for some reason. Mostly lurk cause posts
    never get approved
     
  11. Juice

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    Welcome, new members. Ny name is Juice and I will be your guide. Please have a refreshing juice box and some complimentary Bill Cosby:

    [​IMG]

    Now over here we have the General Discussion Board. It's where talk about things done on the weekend, and topical posts, like what obscure "celebrity" died that week, light-hearted arguments on country music (which sucks), current events, and revolting sexual topics.

    Next, is the Permanent Board. You can Rant and Rave, or talking about ongoing things like gender-specific stuff, traveling, etc.

    After that is the Advice Board. It's been opened up recently and here you can get life-altering advice from complete strangers on the Internet.

    The other ones are self-explanatory. Have funny/insightful posts and you'll be welcomed. Try too hard, disparage others, act like an idiot, you'll joined the ranks of the fallen:

    KIMaster
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    Etc..

    Lastly, all Bill Cosby-related questions go to me, and me alone. I am the SME on all things Cosby and you will be sure to heed that advice.

    <3
     
  12. iowaguy

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    Hi everyone. I've been around for a while but have only lurked. Will try to post more going forward
     
  13. JayBor

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    Long time lurker. Hopefully will contribute some now that the board is a little more active.
     
  14. Atoq

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    Long time lurker here. Glad to see some more life around here recently, i will try to contribute more!
     
  15. Parker

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    I'm personally excited to see all the new faces. My name is Parker, I live in Chicago, I work in advertising and I'm one of the Black People assigned to keeping this board from being a KKK rally. McSmallstuff claims to be black, but I think he's only a halfie.

    Not to be a jerk (but I'm going to proceed to be one) I love how all the ex-lurkers are like "Glad to see this place alive again, I'm going to post now that its active again!" Irony. If you guys posted in the first place, it would stayed active!

    Thanks for getting active now though! I'm like Oprah at a giveaway show with greendots.
     
  16. Revengeofthenerds

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    Back in your hole Billy!!!
     
  17. Vorticon

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    I too might join the crowd of lurkers insisting that I'll post more. Apparently I did just enough to avoid being knocked off in the great purge, but I'm not sure I've ever 'contributed'. I think I baited Durbanite to post in the rugby thread once but it didn't take.

    So, hi.

    I think I've always lurked because the best threads on the TMMB/RMMB/TiB were the ones where people told dubious stories about their drinking, womanising, how they were beaten as a kid and turned out fine etc, and I never had much of a story to contribute. We'll see how we go this time anyway.

    [edit] Genuinely surprised to see my post count over the years is actually 22. I would have guessed about 5-6. [/edit]
     
  18. snaredrumofbeer

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    Howdy all...... I used to post quite often but things arose and I had to change names and whatnot. Its good to be back and see that Tib is still the same yet kinda different. Cheers yall.
     
  19. care_lessnostress

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    Hi everyone! New here. Just wanted to say hello. Looking forward to meeting new peeps .
     
  20. care_lessnostress

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    Happy to be on board.

    SGEDIT: Welcome and this place is a smiley free zone.
     

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