When I was a Boyscout we would frequently go camping. Instead of telling ghost stories like most kids we would play this game called The Campfire Chronicles where we would make up our own story by each person adding different parts, picking up where the last person left off. I'm sure a lot of you are familiar with this game, just by a different name. When I was in boy scouts it was basically just a game of who can get away with the grossest story and/or push the line the furthest when it comes to swearing in front of parents. But I know for a fact that this board is both creative, funny and hammered at least 50% of the day. The only two rules: 1. If you post you must add to the story and only add to the story. Cluttering the thread with comments is annoying. Plus, not many people care what you think. We're not analyzing Othello here. If this is really a problem a second thread can be designated for it. 2. When you post you must post at least one paragraph but no more than three. It only gets good if a lot of different people each add to it. You may post in the thread more than once, but only one post per thread page. If this kills the thread then oh well. It has to be that way or else it would suck anyways. FOCUS: Suzy Sugartits woke up at 8:23 am in a bedroom she didn't recognize. She didn't know how she got there, but could tell there was some lingering shame from last night still in the air. She walked around the empty house looking for the owner(s) but the entire place was empty. As she passed by a mirror she noticed that she had some puke caked in her shoulder length brunette hair. Her breath and tongue also had the putrid taste and smell of 12 hour old cum. Not wanting to stick around Suzy ran back to the bedroom, collecting her purse, and making a beeline for the front door. As she walks outside she hears a man's voice to her right "Sandy! Where are you going?" "My name's Suzy." She replied before even making eye contact.