A shameless steal from AR, but if I were with the girl I lost my virginity to, I'd probably be living in a trailer park keeping weed in better Tupperware containers than I keep my food in. Id also probably be finding her on the floor after OD'ing on pills multiple times a year. Fuhgetaboutit. Now excuse me while I sit around with crusty red eyes and sob. Focus: If you were with the person you lost your virginity to, what would your life be like right now?