So I may be arriving late to this pop culture murder scene, but yesterday for the first time I had my ears bombarded by this cunt: Thanks. You have now made retarded, vomit-in-the-hair, hipster drunks part of the pop culture lexicon. The "lyrics" make me wonder if the average person listening to this shit is literate, and her "style" makes me think rock bottom must be hot to some people. BUT: If I saw that stumble into my bar, the first thought that would sound through my head is "Fuck that angrily, and ye shall have your vengeance." Focus: Who would you hate fuck?
FOCUS: Well obviously, I would still hatefuck the ex. Fuck that girl. But on a more serious note I would hate fuck Lady Gaga. Seriously, cute jewish girl, kind of a whore. Yeah i'd do it.
Kirstie Alley. Sorry, I couldn't resist. And no, I wouldn't fuck her with God's dick and blame it on Satan.
Fuck already beat to it, she is only kind of cute when she isn't trying to dress like the queen of all Fag Hags: I'd hate fuck her harder than some fucked up Scootah shit, unless she was into it, which means I'd have to find something she didn't like so I could hate fuck that into her skull. I wouldnt want the bitch to get any sort of pleasure out of it. Fucking bitch.
Not that I hold grudges, but . . Yoko Ono. I'd happy ending that bitch until she could actually carry a fucking tune.
Easy. Lohan. I'm really fucking tired of hearing about all her retarded exploits on the sites I go to for pictures of hotter girls. I'd hate fuck her for wasting would could have been a promising career as a once perky and fun ginger kid. NSFW
Plenty of good choices mentioned already but one that's come up in the Spartacus thread which I'm sure many can agree with: Viva Bianca as Ilythia. Acting bitchy, being off the reservation crazy, while having that accent AND being hot = me fucking her to oblivion and back. And then to oblivion again and leaving her there. I hate/love you, you bitch.
Lady Gaga? Really? She is fucking ugly. No way. Also, almost every picture you see of her, her head is positioned this way so you can't see the exact size of that fucking huge nose.
Hate fuck? Miley Cyrus and Zoe from Caprica. Rich girls who think too much of themselves. And I´m too young to be a pedophile for this! And of course Bunny.
Ann Coulter. To avoid getting political, I will say no more. Not like I really have to anyhow. I'm at work so I can't upload a pic to this post.
Wow, I was only thinking of celebrities, but now that y'all have mentioned the Bunny (Erin Tyler), I would totally hate fuck her. I'd grab her arm in a hammerlock, then shove her face into an ice cream cake and nail her from behind (and probably put it up her ass without lube). After that, make her clean everything up, make me a sandwich, then kick her out of the house without her clothes. Then she will at least have a legitimate reason to hate me. As far as "celebrities" go, I would hate-fuck Flo the insurance girl (Stephanie Courtney), but she would have to wear a ball gag, or else her perky voice would make me lose my hard-on. I read a recent interview with her, and maybe it was just me mentally filling in blanks, but I think she really is that perky in real life.
Taylor swift lookalike with a completely opposite character Tik Tok was catchy the first week it came out, but six months later it being the song thats played every 5 minutes on every other radio station makes me just shut the radio completely. And my tolerance for clearchannel garbage is pretty high. Songs like "blah blah blah" and katy perry's "I kissed a girl and I liked it" are proof the world is coming to an end. Focus: girls (usually high school) that say "omg"(not even "oh my god"; the actual letters "oh em jee"), "like", or "totally" every other word.