Plus one for Wolverine's healing ability, if it makes me a) practically immortal, b) more hairy than I already am and c) I can still feel effects of recreational drugs and alcohol. Plus, I can think of ALL kinds of shit I would do if I knew I would not die and I'd heal in seconds...like two chicks at the same time, dude. That in itself is a good question: would you trade immortality for a lifetime of utter sobriety?
I have a hard enough time dealing with mortal life sober, let alone an eternity of this nonsense. Chop my fucking head off and crank up some Queen.
This is The Living Tribunal: Spoiler ...his power? In the comics, he's God. That means I OWN you fools. Make me sandwiches.
In a heartbeat. I don't really drink anyway and don't need to in order to have a fun and fulfilling life. And if I eventually have a pang for a drunken party and feel sad, I'll comfort myself with money and women and skydiving.
Well look at mister fancy pants and his ability to live happily without routinely drinking himself into a coma. You make me sick.
My friend, you are in the wrong place. If i had a super power it would be to kick the shit out of people who brag about how awesome they are because they dont drink.
I'm awesome for entirely different reasons. And just because you're overly obsessed with alcohol doesn't mean I need to be in order to post here.
Ooooohhhhhh, look at you, Mr. I'm Content With Myself And Fulfilled Without Mind Altering Substances. WELL AREN'T YOU JUST BETTER THAN EVERYONE. You want to fucking arm wrestle?!?! That what you're saying?! I'll do it, LET'S GO RIGHT NOW.
See, this is what I was gonna say. Not Wolverine, I don't remember ever seeing him drunk, though he drinks all the time. Highlander is the key. Live as long as you want, able to get fucked up, able to end it if you want. I'm fascinated by what the future will bring, and it kinda pisses me off that I'm going to die before some really cool shit ever even gets thought of. Have to get pretty good at sword fighting, though, I guess.
With my go to answer of Magneto being taken, I will go with wizardry. I'm thinking Dresden files wizard. You have a very long life span yet not immortal, if you know the ways through the Never Never you have the all important, "super hero better travel option." (I coined that phrase if you people want to use it please give me a quarter each time you do.) And you can do fucking magic. Outside of modern technology being allergic to you, there is no down side.
I want the power to inflict herpes on anyone whom I choose. Squirrel fucker. Honestly, that would be a pretty rad power. "Oh, hey girl, remember when you blew me off? Guess what I got for YOU!" *zip zap boom* Because those are the noises one makes when manifesting herpes upon another. Then again, some folks probably don't need any extra sensory gift to do that.
I thought that's what all of these answers would result in (apart from Dixiebandit's cop-raping). Mine would be telekinesis, especially if I could utilise it at an atomic, or at least molecular level. It's basically being god except you're not god because god doesn't exist. There is %0 chance I would not abuse this power and make all of humanity bend to my will. What can go wrong? Spoiler Failing that; money. Spoiler
Ability to influence anyone and anything. Maybe more Poison Ivy style than Professor X, since people seem to be more susceptible to biological influence than telepathic influence.
I want the superpower to patiently explain to my children the evils of communism and how the reds will be defeated by the Living God. Spoiler