<a class="postlink" href="http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-5-most-ridiculous-attempts-to-be-vampire-in-real-life/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-5-most- ... real-life/</a> TL;DR: People actually attempting to become - or appear to become - vampires. Focus: If you could have one superpower, what would it be and how would you use it? Focus is wide open - being a vampire is as much a 'superpower' as flying or x-ray vision. Alt. Focus: Make fun of stupid people.