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I Saw a Turtle

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by DrFrylock, Mar 23, 2011.

  1. shegirl

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    Well, I'm done. Tomorrow I'm going to a surprise bday party and for some unknown reason they have hired a belly dancer. Weirdos.
     
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    Maybe the original C&H will show it better. My crude Gimping skills don't convey the obviously subtle nuance.

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  3. DrFrylock

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    I saw a befuddle.
     

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    Does anyone else marvel that the innocuous phrase, "I saw a turtle" and a cute accompanying photo morphed into a discussion about latent homosexuality and what does/does not constitute gay in less than five pages? Complete with a passive/aggressive mod fight!
     
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    Banned.
     
  6. DrFrylock

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    Not really, why do you ask?
     
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    Yeah, this is TiB, I'm surprised shit like this doesn't happen more often.
     
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    [​IMG]

    Am I doing this right?
     
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    I saw a guy who's keeping it tight.
     
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    I am not good at making things rhyme, so I'll give you the best turtle video of all time: (Sound is NSFW, but if you're at home or have headphones, turn it up. It's hilarious)

     
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    This turtle is pissed:
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    'Sack is a turtle?
     
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    The ironing is delicious.
     

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    I really want to know what happened when the guys from the hairbrush incident the next day. Ballsack, what was the fallout from the hairbrush insertion.
     
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    No Sack what was the lead-up? What caused you to make styling tool exertions?
     
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    A suicide bomber runs into a pet shop and screams, 'You've all got 30 seconds to get out before I pull the chord'

    The turtle at the back shouts 'You bastard!'
     
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