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I Saw a Turtle

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by DrFrylock, Mar 23, 2011.

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  1. Nettdata

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    Turtle has more action.
     
    #81 Nettdata, Mar 25, 2011
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    And provides more satisfaction.
     
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    As long as, while you're thrusting, your feet have good traction.
     
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  4. Nettdata

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    They do have their limits though.

    I give you, Turtlese.cx

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    #84 Nettdata, Mar 25, 2011
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    Amateurs. Get a hairbrush AND a turtle. You can't go wrong. The whole is greater than the sum of the parts.
     
    #85 StayFrosty, Mar 25, 2011
  6. Nettdata

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    They always said Crack was the gateway fetish.
     
    #86 Nettdata, Mar 25, 2011
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    .... You did what?
     
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    Oh my God I cannot stop laughing.

    Sack thanks for the clairty on that it makes it so much better knowing you just teased his bunghole with it rather than giving it all to him.
     
    #88 shegirl, Mar 25, 2011
  9. Rush-O-Matic

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    Just so we're clear: you're drawing a distinction between those two things, with one being gay and one not? mmmmmkay
     
    #89 Rush-O-Matic, Mar 25, 2011
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    How is running a damn hairbrush through a guy's ass crack NOT gay? I am fucking speechless right now. I have so many questions to ask, but at the same time I am kind of scared to know the answers. What the hell provoked such a thing? Experimenting? Drunkeness? Highness? Trying to please your butt buddy?
     
    #90 Devils Advocate, Mar 25, 2011
  11. Nom Chompsky

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    It's not funny, it's fucked up.

    You don't just put a hairbrush in somebody's ass without giving him a goddamn reach-around. Jesus, did you learn nothing at Bathhouse A & M?
     
    #91 Nom Chompsky, Mar 25, 2011
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    Yeah, but then the problem with your positioning for a reach-around is he doesn't believe you when you say, "Oh, no, that's just a hairbrush."
     
    #92 Rush-O-Matic, Mar 25, 2011
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    He was young and needed the money?
     
    #93 shegirl, Mar 25, 2011
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    I mean it isn't AS gay as actual penetration? We need a ruling by either Scootah or a super religious Bible thumper, where is Ted Haggert when you need him?
     
    #94 Kubla Kahn, Mar 25, 2011
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    Maybe if the guy had no arms, and a really bad itch, and you were using the bristle part to help him out? And, you weren't another guy?
     
    #95 Rush-O-Matic, Mar 25, 2011
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    You can't be serious. He was a prostitute with a hair brush?

    As for Kubla Kahn... Do we really need to discuss just how gay it is? He was playing with another man's asshole. Gay is gay. I'm sure you wouldn't let another guy play with your asshole.
     
    #97 Devils Advocate, Mar 25, 2011
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    Correction.
     

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    Holy fuck. I wish I could rep you for that.
     
    #99 Devils Advocate, Mar 25, 2011
  20. Nom Chompsky

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    I mean, we're all having fun mocking Sack for this, because, lets be frank, he fucked a guy with a hairbrush, but it doesn't mean he's gay.

    A larger than you think percentage of guys get sucked off/suck guys off/have sex with guys etc. etc. and aren't actually gay. Some of them just like to put their dicks or hairbrushes in stuff. I find it hilarious that if a girl had posted that she had fooled around with a friend, people would think that she was freaky, but if a guy does it, he's immediately Gay.

    And yes, this post was hard to type while sitting on a dick.
     
    #100 Nom Chompsky, Mar 25, 2011
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