They are probably just having a hard time reconciling the pictures with the stories you tell about having kinky sex with multiple hot women. FOCUS: Helping my uncle move house. Such a pain in the ass, even with my brother there who used to do it for a living. There is a reason people say they never wanna move house again, and it's not because of their huge tranny porn collection. Most of the time.
Do you think HotWheelz looked at those pictures and is even now picking out a fetching corset and matching mini? Focus: I have a $2k bet on whether both me, and my other housemate, will be in Vegas on July 4th 2012. I'm either getting unpaid leave or quitting my job, and travelling to the other side of the world, mostly just so I can say that it wasn't an empty boast. Probably because of a line from an old Dre song that rang true for me - "there's those that talk, and those that make shit happen."
Firsty Kudos to you Scootah for having the stones to wear that in public. My I said I would moment was last year a few days before my birthday when I was blind rotten drunk and somehow volunteered to go fishing at 7am on a Sunday morning with a mates kid. This was on the Thursday night I promised and didn't stop drinking until Sunday, boy did I hurt. Still went though.
As unattractive as I am, I do my best to dress and look normal - even 'cool,' to the extent that's possible. Apparently I'm doing it all wrong - I should shave my head, grow a crazy-ass beard that explodes from various parts of my face only to come together like some twisted ancient redwood, and stick large metal objects through various parts of me. I should then head down to Hot Topic or Medieval Times and revamp (literally) my wardrobe. Any tips for styling eyebrows to be maximally frightening? I will note that I have very little to work with.
Dressing cool is way less important than being cool. Scootah wins. Chicago SlutWalk is tomorrow and I will be attending. And shamelessly hitting on the lovely women.