As far as greatest inventions of the past 20 years go, it's pretty hard to beat the cell phone. They've changed our lives so much, from never being lost again, to coordinating perfect airport pickups, to full blown internet access, it is hard at this point to even imagine what our lives were like before cell phones. Unfortunately, every cell phones, like all revolutionary inventions, have their bastard step-child. I'm talking, of course, about the drunk text/call. While occasionally actually helping us by giving us the balls to do something we weren't able to, usually they only serve as the source of hungover embarrassment. Hell any time I've blacked out, the next morning, the worst part the hangover isn't the worst part. The real dread is checking my cell phone history to see what regrettable decisions I made in my drunken stupor. Focus: Tell us your most embarrassing drunk text/call stories. The more you regretted it, the more I want to hear the story.