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I like cuddling and pissing on the beach

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Aug 15, 2013.

  1. Juice

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    The Smithsonian just announce a new species of animal, olinguito, thats a cross between a house cat and a teddy bear.

    Focus: What animal represents you best? Why?

    Sub-focus: If you could own any sort of animal, which would you choose?
     
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    Is a Sex Panther a real animal?
     
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    I think I'd take this guy. I hear people are making money off these internet writings now a days.

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    My spirit animal is probably a bear, mostly because I lumber around a lot, swat at things that annoy me, and will eat pretty much any food I can get my hands on.

    But in my deepest most desperate dreams, I'm really a semi-aquaitic, egg-laying mammal of action. Possibly in a fez.
     
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    According to this website my spirit animal is primarily a wolverine, followed closely by a bear.

    You are a Wolverine!


    Powers: Fighting ability—strength, speed, and toughness
    Nobody messes with Wolverines. You're fearless, assertive (okay, aggressive), and tenacious. You might be a Marine, or a middle linebacker. You're the best at whatever you choose to do, because you give yourself no alternative.
    Best matches: Bears, Cougars, Wolves
    Watch out for: Crows, Owls, Swans


    Bear

    Powers: Fighting ability—strength and speed—along with powers of strategic thinking
    You're #1! At least, you're happiest when in charge. You lead with courage, integrity, and compassion. People gravitate to your confidence and charisma, and they feel safe in your care. But be careful not to believe your own hype—stubborn pride is every Bear's downfall.
    Best matches: Wolverines, Horses, Wolves
    Watch out for: Foxes, Crows, Spiders



    Hmmm. I was going to say wombat. Or hippo.
     
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    I found a giraffe on reddit the other day that sums me up quite nicely.

     

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    Is that what happened with the Florida girl?
     
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    This site is so new age it already sent me a copy of The Celestine Prophecy.

    You are a Hawk! (your score: 25)

    Characters: Galen, Thera, Zilus in the Aspect of Crow trilogy; Maxine in "The Wild's Call"

    Powers: Communicate with the divine, discern powers in others, photographic memory
    Hawks are the messengers of the Spirits. Adept with language, you might be a writer or a teacher. Your ability to assess situations impartially means that people often seek your guidance before making decisions. A brilliant visionary, you sometimes forget the mundane details of life like eating, sleeping, or paying bills.
    Best matches: Owls, Foxes, Spiders
    Watch out for: Otters, Bears, Horses

    Funny enough my favorite animals are bears and otters.

    If I had my way my spirit animal would be Dalton.

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    I double checked on Spirit Animal INFO! and got a bear.

    I mean, if we're going with spirit animal people I want [​IMG]
     
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    Person spirit animals? Only one choice.

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    OWL

    Powers: Human lie-detectors
    Owls are keen, perceptive and skeptical. You're adept at getting to the truth, making you an ideal investigator or attorney. Your insights into the less honorable side of human nature can make you a bit cynical, but your numerous friends appreciate the dark sense of humor it brings.
    Best matches: Hawks, Foxes, Spiders
    Watch out for: Wolves, Horses, Otters


    Per the Quiz.


    Im surprisingly ok with this considering my mocking nickname in high school was "Owl Girl"
     
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    I'm a motherfuckin' HAWK-

    Powers: Communicate with the divine, discern powers in others, photographic memory
    Hawks are the messengers of the Spirits. Adept with language, you might be a writer or a teacher. Your ability to assess situations impartially means that people often seek your guidance before making decisions. A brilliant visionary, you sometimes forget the mundane details of life like eating, sleeping, or paying bills.
    Best matches: Owls, Foxes, Spiders
    Watch out for: Otters, Bears, Horses

    My next highest scoring animal was a bear...

    Horses are my favorite animal and I'm supposed to avoid them. Bullshit. Lies.
     
  14. scotchcrotch

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    For a short time, I actually considered buying a few owls for my land.

    They eat rodents and are very intelligent, beautiful birds. But they cost several grand, twice that trained. It's also likely they would fly away within the first week and I have no interest in living the life of a falconer.
     
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    Said nobody ever.

    (Runs to google research purchasing owls)
     
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    According to one site I'm a crow followed by bear which hate each other so go figure and that other site that got posted I was a deer followed by bear. I'm going with beer seeing as how napping, eating, swatting things and using whatever tree or wall that is handy to scratch my back on are all high on the list of things to do.