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"I know! Let's have a (Caption) contest!"

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Fernanthonies, May 6, 2011.

  1. Fernanthonies

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    I could not stop laughing at this when I first saw it. Best caption contest material I've seen in a long time, so let's get after it.

    My totally original contribution:

    "The ill fated Jim Gafigan and Eddie Murphy comedy tour."

    Also, thread title is a modification of a movie quote. Green Dots for the first to guess what it is.
     
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    Nom and Durbanite go on a trip.

    There was much rejoicing.
     
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    "I asked the fucking stewardess if I could sit with the cute hipster chick in 2B, but nooo...she said we all have to stay in our assigned seats. Fuckin' racists."
     
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    I ain't steal shit!

    That cracka nekked when I sit down!

    (cue black man evil stare)

    NOW I did fuck his hoe...
     
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    Who cares about a stupid caption contest... that is one sexy camel toe.
     
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    Fixed that for you.
     
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    The worst Hanes ad since Michael Jordan's Hitler mustache.
     
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    Steve lost a bet and had to sit with Special Ed Marvin on the class trip.
     
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    I pretend to be asleep when I have to sit next to black people on airplanes too.

    Also, MoreCowbell was the first one to spot the Tombstone quote. Instead of green dots, he gets a free trip anywhere he wants sitting next to old Moose Knuckle Melvin there! Congrats!
     
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    Nom put on his shirt that showed exactly who he was looking for, and found him.
     
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    It was at this moment that Nom thought segregation might not have been such a bad idea after all.
     
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    Jesus Christ, when I said I wanted a thick whitey with a camel toe, this is not what I meant.


    (Is that B.o.B.?)
     
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    [Johnny] Black people make John Daley sleeeeeeepy.
     
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