I could not stop laughing at this when I first saw it. Best caption contest material I've seen in a long time, so let's get after it. My totally original contribution: "The ill fated Jim Gafigan and Eddie Murphy comedy tour." Also, thread title is a modification of a movie quote. Green Dots for the first to guess what it is.
"I asked the fucking stewardess if I could sit with the cute hipster chick in 2B, but nooo...she said we all have to stay in our assigned seats. Fuckin' racists."
I ain't steal shit! That cracka nekked when I sit down! (cue black man evil stare) NOW I did fuck his hoe...
I pretend to be asleep when I have to sit next to black people on airplanes too. Also, MoreCowbell was the first one to spot the Tombstone quote. Instead of green dots, he gets a free trip anywhere he wants sitting next to old Moose Knuckle Melvin there! Congrats!
Jesus Christ, when I said I wanted a thick whitey with a camel toe, this is not what I meant. (Is that B.o.B.?)