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I just can’t do it

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Jul 12, 2018.

  1. walt

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    Is call it more "bouncing" as opposed to a little wiggle in her walk. Or the dancer in that video Dixiebandit ( I think ) posted in the WDT
     
  2. Revengeofthenerds

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    You're not wrong. But the same generation of people who "twerk" think they should be allowed to twerk in private in a club without a man hitting on them and "OMG WHAT ARE YOU INSINUATING, like I'm some kinda skank?!?"

    Well, you're wagging your ass in front of everyone. What do you expect?

    But if a dude wags his cock around all the sudden he's arrested. Double standard maybe?
     
  3. dixiebandit69

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    What video? I haven't posted a video on here in a long time.

    FOCUS: Fountain drinks.
    They NEVER taste like the real thing; they're usually watered down, but sometimes they err on the rich side, and your drink is sweet enough to give you diabetes with one sip.
    I'm not even going to start on the carbonation (or lack thereof) in such drinks.

    But for some reason, lots of people prefer them to bottled/ canned sodas.
     
  4. dixiebandit69

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    What video? I haven't posted a video on here in a long time.

    FOCUS: Fountain drinks.
    They NEVER taste like the real thing; they're usually watered down, but sometimes they err on the rich side, and your drink is sweet enough to give you diabetes with one sip.
    I'm not even going to start on the carbonation (or lack thereof) in such drinks.

    But for some reason, lots of people prefer them to bottled/ canned sodas.
     
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    It's come to my attention that that is not the video in question... I'm sick at home today so blame the meds.

    That is all.

    PS: That video I posted is STILL fucking hilarious, and "I just can't do it" could refer to the boyfriend trying to stop Andrea the Giant.
     
  7. walt

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    Sorry, it was Aetius that posted it.

    I was referring to this video:

    I'd have responded sooner, but had to watch it a couple dozen times to make sure.
     
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    That, sir, is not twerking. That is art.
     
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    I couldn't agree more.
     
  10. Revengeofthenerds

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    I’ll bite. You’re wrong in some ways but I agree what terrestrial radio plays isn’t worth the type. The Luke Bryan type of country music is terrible. But there are some really good country artists out there.

    This goes more to the alt focus, I love finding “good” country music.” I spend at least a grand a year on albums just to support new artists I like. I like the singer/songwriters, and I’m biased toward the females lately. They’ve just been producing the best stuff ever imo. Taylor swift wrote “Girl Crush” which is a beautiful song. And in the last 3-5 years country has gotten really good again.

    Exhibit A:



    Exhibit B:
     
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  11. audreymonroe

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    Okay, there's nothing even remotely close to twerking in that video.

    There's maybe 5 or 6 categories of twerking, but generally it is the art of making one's booty clap. Here's a half hour of examples:



    Basically it's mimicking riding a dick.
     
  12. walt

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    I know, I was posting that as an example of actual sexy ass movement.

    I still don't get the attraction of twerking.
     
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    I think it's meant to be a close approximation to the simple up and down motion of the ass during sex. No mystery no subtlety.

    Still my favorite twerk video:


    Twerk it by the milk, twerk it by the milk.