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I give him two weeks

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by effinshenanigans, Feb 25, 2011.

  1. LessTalk MoreStab

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    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/television/charlie-sheen-joins-twitter-one-tweet-later-he-has-187000-followers/story-e6frfmyi-1226014644491" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/te ... 6014644491</a>

    Finally a public figure doing whatever they fucking want and being unapologetic about it. Fuck it, I might join Twitter because of this awesomenesss.
     
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    So I guess I'm in the minority here.

    I don't think he is crazy. I also don't think what he is doing is wrong (If you disagree I tend to think you are either a queer, or have never done a significant amount of cocaine). I know if I had money I would live the same way. You fuck the sexiest women on earth, and stay high enough to always feel like the king of the world. All this without hurting any one. He is living the American dream.

    As to why do the girls stick around? He has money and he likes to party to the fullest. Why wouldn't you stick around? You are a whore after all. This sounds pretty sweet. How many of you sit in a cubicle for 8-12 hours a day just for the cash? Now imagine instead of that you got paid 20x as much to party for the week instead of banging out shit on a computer. What would you choose?

    What you are seeing on TV is edited interviews. You get to see the parts that make him look crazy. I heard him on Howard Stern this morning unedited for 45 minutes, and he didn't sound crazy. He sounded like a normal guy that happens to have enough money to party properly.

    Seriously, think about how many times you have drank until you blacked out in the last 6 months. How many of those times should you have been hospitalized for alcohol poisoning? If you were popular enough to for the main stream media to pay attention to your life, how terrible of a person would you look like if they took you at your lowest of lows?
     
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    Ok, I find Charlie Sheen's antics as hilarious as the next person, but let's not pretend that a guy with his history of domestic assault isn't hurting anyone.
     
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    Fixed.
     
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    Ok, he has a history of domestic assault. Is he beating the whores that he is paying to be his girlfriend? Is he hurting anyone this time? I see no evidence of it. Unless you cant his nose, wang and liver as separate people
     
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    I love that article; "thought to be Bree Olson".

    Bullshit.

    Every straight guy at that paper looked over and said, "yep, that's Bree", and then heaved a big sigh as they wished they were Charlie.

    Porn stars and chocolate milk and cocaine. Winning indeed.
     
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    It's the most watched show on television, but Two and a Half Men is horrible. It's cliched family garbage that my parents make me watch when they're in town.

    Hell, even the name "Two and a Half Men", oh I guess the fat kid is the half? He's gained enough weight to be a full man by now.

    They should just call it three men, a couple hookers, and a briefcase of blow.
     
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    As was Everybody Loves Raymond, How I Met Your Mother, King of Queens, and almost every other wildly popular sitcom out there. What the fuck is your point? We all know people like the dumbest/crapiest of things. This isn't some new phenomenon.
     
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    Wait, you think this kid is fat?



    Also, you guess the fat kid is half? He was fucking 10 when they named the show. It's not a fucking riddle where the name decision came from. How on earth do you need to guess?

    Regardless of what you think of Charlie Sheen and the inherent virtue or lack therof in beating hookers... This is a 17 year old kid who's been working in Television since he was 5 and a half. The miracle is that the little bastard doesn't have an eating disorder and actually looks like a healthy, normal fucking kid.
     

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    Never claimed it was.

    My point was that if Charlie Sheen does go back to film another season, they need to change the name of the show to something to appeal more to your brethren.

    And King of Queens is not garbage. You're garbage.
     
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    No, but this kid is




    Sorry, I don't watch enough of the show to keep track of his weight class.
     

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    Um, as recently as three months ago, one of them had to lock herself in a hotel bathroom after a coked up Charlie Sheen threatened to kill her and threw a lamp at her....so I'm going with yes.

    The dude also has kids. You're honestly OK as kids living in the same house at Charlie Sheen? I don't understand how CPS isn't there already.
     
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    After the inevitable laughter, it's sinking in that he's an entitled prick that needed help awhile ago.

    Look. His fucking wife is already hot.

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    Yeah, I though so too... and she's a milf.

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    *Ahem* getting the instant reaction out of the way...
    I don't give a fuck if you have a mountain of money piled up because you're Martin Sheen's son and the brother to a hero for a generation- being an asshole and cancer on American society just because you've got the wealth to do it. Regarding Two and a Half Men, it was popular because it is just another watered-down, unoriginal show that appeals to the widest audience possible and thus the most people. Same with anything else. So that's two fuck you's to Charlie for being grossly overpaid and another celebrity whose bullshit is being validated by the waves of attention they get.

    Serious talk now... see those twin daughters? That wife? That's called a family, and his selfish perpetual binge is destroying it. He's already going downhill in a hurry and for the sake of them I hope it can be reversed. The man can still be forgiven, but he's got a big ass hole to climb out of. Like others have said too, there's a ton of people who have depended on him and their future plans will be held back by him right now. He should be helped... he needs it.

    How long until he crosses the line and is either dead or the man steps in? I would hope an intervention will occur before he kills himself, but I wouldn't be surprised if he pulls a Lohan in the next week or two and seriously complicates his plans.
    Also, I'm going to draw this parallel.

    "I am on a drug. It's called 'Charlie Sheen.' It's not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off, and your children will weep over your exploded body."



    What's next? Shitcoms?
     
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    Howard Stern went on Jon Stewart last night and said that Sheen "might" be calling into the show tomorrow.

    That's going to be one hell of a conversation.
     
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    I was just going to post the same. It's not a "for sure" thing, but I bet it happens. It seems that they got a hold of his cel phone number, Charlie answered, and then they presented Howard as a brother-in-arms fighting against CBS.

    Charlie Sheen, with no time limit, on satellite radio with no censorship. With Howard Stern.

    Talk about a "don't miss".
     
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    And I bet they got the number from Bree. She's been a guest on the Howard Stern show many times, and has always had a thing for Howard.
     
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    Two seconds on google and I found the interview on Youtube. Haven't listened to it yet, but I'm sure its good.






    edit: The videos apparently won't load here but double click each box and it'll take you to the working page.
     
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    Videos are loading fine for me.

    And colour me duped... here I was thinking that it'd be a live call-in on tomorrow's show, not some sort of pre-taped staged event by Stern. Silly me.

    Good find.
     
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    Awesome

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.livethesheendream.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.livethesheendream.com/</a>
     
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    I actually agree with you on this one...well done dude.

    Yeah...I don't see anything wrong with what he's doing either. As for the domestic abuse thing.... (how do I drop this knowledge diplomatically?) no one is forcing those bitches to party with him. It's a free country. Ima leave it at that.