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I found you on The Google.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Binary, Apr 6, 2015.

  1. Binary

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    Part of the new forum software includes a significant improvement to our Google search listings - basically, we get more searches that return TiB as a result.

    Google searches are fucking weird, though, and you get all kinds of bizarre search terms that people try and we somehow show up for. I've cherry picked a few of the best ones:
    • ponygirl
    • porno hairy
    • proraso shaving til ham
    • german mommy porn
    • easter bunny nsfw
    • blowjob board
    • i banged my teacher
    • retard day
    • piss and vodka complete mayhem
    • not in my asshole please!
    • cam girl feet
    I think we can all thank Black Jesus for putting us on the map under "porno hairy." "Piss and vodka complete mayhem" is generally just Tuesday here. And a number of members have expressed terror at having their booty explored.

    However, I'm mystified on why we've shown up for foot fetishists, Freudian germans, shaving meats, classroom sex confessions and the like.

    Focus: Surely we can do better than this list. What Google searches should we show up for?

    Alt-Focus: Here is the full list of recent search terms. Find the funny.
     
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    I think we've got a different cuprit for porno hairy. Am I right Old Hairy Porno ?
     
  3. Revengeofthenerds

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    Apparently google indexes the thread suggestion board.
     
  4. Rush-O-Matic

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    Is that list random, or is there any ranking there? I'm not saying people like titties, but annabanana hasn't posted in forever, and her username came up. Also, I think I am most proud of TiB being somehow linked to "take that motherfucker."
     
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    That list is ranked by the number of times that TiB showed up for that particular search term.
     
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    Actually it returns, "hIAry porno" sooner. Gee, I wonder where that hiar-loving guy is.

    "Men's haircuts"? Who the fuck? Some of these are bizarre. At least I understand the filth.

    Focus: Titanic Rule 34

    Hiary midget sex

    Justin Bieber full frontal

    Apesex

    Orange juice

    Black Jesus

    Naked Muslims

    Gaping

    Cooking Tips

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    Ted Cruz 2016
     
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