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I dub him Jermajesty

Discussion in 'All-Star Threads' started by effinshenanigans, Dec 9, 2009.

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  1. skelley24

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    In high school, I remember a new kid who came in and told everyone his real name was "Icicle". Yeah, he was a pretty big douche.

    Focus: I will be naming my first born son, Murphy. For that was RoboCop's name.
     
    #61 skelley24, Dec 10, 2009
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    I dunno about the first name, but I'd have to go with Danger for the middle name.

    George Carlin everybody!:
     
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    I've never understood why people spend days naming a dog. The dog doesn't give a shit and neither should anyone else. Fuck, I once had a cat my roommates and I affectionately named Battlecat. Right now I have a giant 14lbs white cat called Screamy Joe. The less effort you put into the name, the more time you have to get that animal high/drunk/(insert idea here).

    FOCUS: A friend of a friend named their first son Torque. He's fucked. He's either going to be a biker, or a steelworker. Neither are good choices.
     
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    Ever since I first heard this years ago on Loveline, I've always thought it was a wonderful idea:

     
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    #65 Esian, Dec 11, 2009
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    I posted this a long time ago. My niece, is named Precious Unique. My older brother had a fling, and poof, there she is. He had nothing to do with naming her, and I'll give everyone 3 guesses as to the ethnicity of her mother.

    There's nothing like crippling your children at birth.
     
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    Reminds me of an old Lampanelli joke.

    "Doesn't it make you laugh when ghetto people name themselves after shit they cant afford? Lexus, Tiffany, Diamond... Car Insurance."

    I always thought a funny name for a kid would be Stu Padasso.
     
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    #68 RCGT, Dec 11, 2009
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    I have a deep hatred for anyone who gives their kid the middle name of Danger. My issue with this lies exclusively with the people who do it. They are almost always dipshit hipsters who think they are being so witty and cool. One day a rain will come.
     
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    Ah Ballsack, the only man dumb enough to accuse someone of derailinh a thread thus also derailing a thread.

    You forgot to mention how much you hate Gris's cartoons, and Tucker Max what a fucking idiot he failed LOL. As well as every person who has ever called me out on the internet for who I am and not who I see in the mirror, everyone who has every red dotted, that fucking asshole who didn't wave when I let him in the other day, Saturday Night Live for never replying to the skits I sent, my fuckhead of a 4th grade basketball coach who made me ride the bench fag just couldn't see talent and was threatened by me and everyone ever who ever accused me of that narcissism bullshit as if I was fucking insecure bitch. Fuck em all.

    I for one agree Ballsack.
     
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    Oh my look at that, I'm not aswering the focus of the thread. If certain people would take their little peeves to PM in the first place I wouldn't be posting at all.
     
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    Banned.
     
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    Plus, it just seems REALLY weird to have the 'sack in a slapfight without MS cartoons. Yall are lucky I got here when I did, shegirl was liable to kill someone. She hates slapfights.
     

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    My nose isn't all pointy like that but you made up for that with the huge rack. Thanks!
     
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    For years I always said that if I ever had a daughter, I would name her: "Chlorine"

    Its just a pretty name. Aside from all the bathroom and swimming pool disinfectant crap --Chlorine is an essential building block of nature and without it humans wouldn't exist. Sort of an unsung hero in the periodic table.

    In any case, we settled for Genessa --which I am just as happy with, oddly enough.



    Oh, and I went to school with a girl named: "Cinnamon Rauls"
     
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    Derrrr you should name a girl Carl
     

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    Rest assured the 'sack has already been on the PM telling me how I'm a 'fag' and 'shit', possibly even a shit fag however I only skimmed it so can't confirm if that was true. I would love nothing more then if 'sack was a brilliant comedian who was taking us all for a ride, sitting there laughing how people could bite to him. Sadly I think a balding malignant narcisist with severe issues of self-indentity is sadly closer to the mark. Pity.
     
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    I'm going to let this shitstorm continue, but be warned that I'm gonna hand out bannings for replies that aren't funny after this point. Play at your own risk.
     
    #78 Aetius, Dec 11, 2009
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    You two are sooooo Jim and Dwight.
     
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    You're asking me about fucking a dude after you just had a photograph posted on the internet exposing you getting Chinese-fingercuffed by two dudes? Man, keep your dirty dude-threesomes to yourself. fuck.
     
    #80 Gris, Dec 11, 2009
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