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I can't, I'm saving myself for marriage. How about anal?

Discussion in 'All-Star Threads' started by scotchcrotch, Jan 6, 2010.

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Does having anal sex really mean she's still a virgin?

  1. Yes

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  2. No

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  3. I'm just here to fuck Chater

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  1. Dcc001

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    Jesus Christ, don't tempt Allord like that. God knows what pictures he'll post.
     
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    Hopefully we'll get those Allord NSFW tags soon then.
     
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    *Bump* this thread is fantastic

    Isn't the poop-hole the final frontier for guys? The Holy Grail of sexual experiences (going with the religious theme here)? The guy who manages to get a girl to let him in the back door is a legend? I would think that after getting anal everything else would pale in comparison, including if he's lucky enough to get the precious vag.
     
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    Wrong on all accounts, as far as I'm concerned. I'm no legend, and pussy is WAY better than ass.
     
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    I think it's the taboo factor of anal that might give it a "legendary" status. Not really my own opinion, seeing as afterwards I'd smell like sex and shit, just a guess.
     
  6. Allord

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    Because urine is sterile blood waste that can't give you E coli and hasn't been festering and decomposing within your body, so it's a bit of a differential level of biohazard between the two.
     
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    I agree that Urine is a very different bio hazard level to say poop or semen - but it's misleading in terms of say sexual health, to think of Urine as sterile. Urine ceases to be sterile when it leaves the bladder - so unless you're jabbing a needle through someone's torso and into their bladder to get at the urine - it's no longer strictly speaking sterile by the time you come in contact with it. It's just close enough for emergencies and athlete's foot. Urine can be a path for disease transfer (although it's some pretty rare diseases and pretty rare circumstances where it's a viable path) and shouldn't be treated as a risk free, exchangeable bodily fluid.

    But yeah, if you're going to get one or the other in your mouth, it's a way better option then feces.
     
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    Haha hearing that reminds me of Dodgeball and Patches O'Houlihan

    Necessary? It's not necessary that I drink my own urine, but it's sterile and I like how it tastes.
     
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    I worked with a guy who had to be in his sixties when I was a part-timer at Lowes. A fine looking Chamblee house wife goes strutting by one day, and straight faced he says, "I'd eat a mile of shit to lick her ass hole." Disgusted, I made a face in responds which he answered back with, "when you get to be my age, you start trying freaky things." Kinda changed my outlook that day. I wouldn't do this with some skank I found on the side of the road, but if you know a chick, and you know she's CLEAN, it's not all that bad.

    *FOCUS* If I met a chick that said she was saving herself, but anal was an option, I'd see it as getting the proverbial shit end of the stick. She's not cool with banging me, but willing to let me stick my dick in her shitty ass? Thanks lady, glad you think so highly of me. Of course I'd be down, but after awhile I'd be taking my business elsewhere. I think this point of view comes with age and experience though.

    As far as her morals, I think it's a load of shit, she's still fucking.
     
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    Is anal really that much of a taboo anymore? It seems like it's pretty standard fare among lots of people these days. It's pretty much a staple in porn, and we're at the point where even network sitcoms make jokes about it. Most of the women I know have either tried it, or do it regularly. I think it's just another thing that people either like or don't, now.
     
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