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I can't, I'm saving myself for marriage. How about anal?

Discussion in 'All-Star Threads' started by scotchcrotch, Jan 6, 2010.

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Does having anal sex really mean she's still a virgin?

  1. Yes

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  2. No

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  3. I'm just here to fuck Chater

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  1. Primer

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    Ladies love it when you toss the salad with them.
     
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    Really you don't get that?

    He's saying that women don't want to have to use a cucumber as a dildo until they are 21, they would prefer a penis.
     
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    Yeah, I was talking about guys, and he jumped in with them using cucumbers. You didn't get that? Jeeze.
     
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    Pun intended?
     
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    then lets make one. all im sayin is that i thought badly of it. then it happened all unexpected like. i figured if she was down with it it wasn't up to me to determine if it tasted like kool-aid or not. felt good to me. would i repeat? probably not unless chemically assisted but i'm not ruling it out. only reason i made her stop was because she tried to put a finger in there and it made me feel like the hot torrents of my colon were about to make a mess that i was not interested in cleaning up. not. down.
     
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    No you asked why nobody cares why guys are not pure, his answer was because you (as in women) don't want to have to use cucumbers. There was no implication that guys use cucumbers at all.
     
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    Let's agree that there were two different ways to read it, and that now the joke is officially dead with its head on a spike and the villiage people passing by it in abject horror.

    Focus: I gotta agree with whoever posted the 'below the waist' point (sans knee pit). I don't think blowjobs count in the virginity question.
     
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    We killed it good.


    To me as soon as you are penetrated by a penis you are no longer a virgin, be it in the butt or vag.
     
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    If there was a list of things that I don't want to happen to me, having poo tongue is incredibly high up on it. It could go seriously wrong; there could be dingleberries or a brownie surprise holding up down there. Way too close to scat play for me.
     
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    Personally, I wouldn't consider myself pure even though I'm still a virgin. I've done other things to corrupt such 'purity.' However, I will consider myself a virgin until the day a penis enters my vag, even though my hymen was broken by some serious finger probing similar to the virgin Tucker deflowered in IHTSBIH.
     
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    Tossing the salad should be reserved for one thing: forcing child molestors and rapists to do it in jail. That's the satisying way. That's the satisying way.
     
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    Assholes licking assholes covered in glass. Much, much more satisfying.
     
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    We will just have to say there are 4 types of virgin.

    Overall: No penetration by ways of penis of any kind.
    The others are separate
    Oral
    Vaginal
    Anal

    Overall = 0
    Oral = 1 point
    Anal = 3 points
    Vaginal = 6 points

    Add up what you have done.
    Points 0: Pretty pure!
    Points 1-4: Mostly pure
    Points 6 and over: Not too pure
     
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    Setting aside the whole purity thing . . . blowjobs and anal sex rarely lead to pregnancy. So, there's the idea that ladies could refuse the vag as a form of birth control. I didn't see that mentioned before, so I'm just throwing it out there.
     
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    Condoms and the birth control pill rarely lead to pregnancy, as well.
     
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    Colostomy hole?
     
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    Well that's a bad idea. Nurses apparently specifically tell patients that an ostomy is not a sexual orifice. And I quote...

    "Now, you might think that's funny, but some people have anal sex, and they need to know that an ostomy is not blah blah blah."

    Clearly she had never been done in the butt.
     
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    Has everyone paused to think on the fact that we live in a society - hell, we frequent a message board - where people have to specifically be told NOT to fuck the colostomy hole?
     
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    No, her intestines are intact.

    Maybe she actually had a fake leg, and I was boning the folded over flesh on the stump. Nah, she didn't have a limp.
     
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